yeggog

Reading tweets @jonbois.bsky.social

Edit of the "Holy shit! Two cakes!" image where the mobster from "I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!" says "I'm seein' double! Four cakes!"

Is this anything

I always heard 30s per dog, seems fine that way

Why would you being black mean you can't be pro-genocide? What a strange defense

I am still cracking up about this, it manages to be both pro-genocide in actual intent, and accidentally possibly the most racist Juneteenth post I've seen this year (and I'm still on the other site too, so)

Oh my god. Holy fuck.

American calling something easy: it's a piece of cake!

Brit with a piss fetish: hmm...

I'm a Bluesky replier with no sense of humor or self-awareness at all and I think you shouldn't make your baby drive

I really wish all these state and national leaders would have been in favor of RCV when they were in office instead of waiting until they're no longer in power to come out in support!

But do you want to make videos about things that aren't sports, like politics and telecommunications history? Your constituents want to know, Mayor Jon

Believe it or not this reply made me smile. You may be the first Bluesky replier who's lacking the context behind a post and actually acknowledged that you're lacking the context instead of interpreting the post in an extremely uncharitable way and getting angry about it

Just saw a Prius with a thin blue line flag

Gonna start needing to rent out brownstones just to fit all your wool

Tremendous respect for resisting what I'm sure was an urge to link this story to the modern age. Truly, it must have been hard to resist

#NintendoDirect

Jon you should probably make use of the option where only followers can reply to posts, this is getting physically painful (like the wiffleball injury I, a 42yo lefty named Jon, have)
(For Discover tab folks, nothing in the previous pair of parentheses is true. It is what we once called a "joke")

At this point I just hope the anti-Fetterman candidates that will inevitably run all coalesce around one candidate in the end and don't split the vote with each other. We don't need Fetterman winning the nomination with 35% because he has 7 opponents

"The weeks of performative 'resistance' from those in my party were limited to undignified antics."

Better keep it performative I guess! They shouldn't even THINK about using a rare opportunity for leverage to do something of substance!

At least we finally have an administration willing to put an end to the War on the Lexus December to Remember Sales Event

Drop 0.2 more PLEASE it would be so perfect

This Steak n' Shake thing is devestating. Legit my favorite fast food place

lol

I have never seen so many people talk about the score graphic. I was gonna comment on it anyway cause that's what I do, but wow, it was bad enough for people to actually care about it. Impressive in its own way

It's the Super Bowl of... disembodied hair? I guess?

I always have something to say about the new TV graphics they always introduce at the Super Bowl, so I guess I'll bring it over here too:

It's terrible. Like, really really bad

Real talk: My real first name is very uncommon, so it's pretty much as good as a first and last name for identification purposes. I just like the anonymity.

Bonan tagon.

Why do you want to know my real name so bad? People have been pseudonomous on the internet for several decades at this point. Just call me yeggog, that works

I don't know why you think I'm angry. I suppose you accusing me of a thing I explicitly went out of my way not to do was frustrating. That would be the only thing I would describe as adjacent to anger this whole time. Now, again, where did you get the sense I was bothered by your anti-bigotry?