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Intimidation Crab

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Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc ๐ŸฆŽ Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck ๐Ÿ“‘ Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp

1,721 Followers  |  984 Following  |  583 Posts  |  Joined: 30.10.2024  |  1.7998

Latest posts by intimidationcrab.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?

10.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.

07.10.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini

-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.

#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming

06.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tarrot Reader by Intimidation Crab Get a glimpse of your stupid future with a Tarrot Reading

intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader

06.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've updated my Tarrot Reader with more fortunes. You can get yours for free on Itch

#GameDev #Tarot

06.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?

store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...

#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla

30.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.

store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...

#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games

29.09.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the RandomActsOfGaming community on Reddit: [Steam] 3 key giveaway for Tire Fire Rally Explore this post and more from the RandomActsOfGaming community

If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.

www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...

#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway

29.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.

26.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So this character is a loud-mouthed tech billionaire control freak who wears tight t-shirts and loves inserting himself into disasters he doesn't understand? Cool. I'm sure that isn't based on anymore in particular.

25.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great how much thriller authors love killing Elon Musk.

25.09.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've heard it looks like a game from 2006, which is great for me since I still play some games from 2006.

25.09.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone have a good recipe for baked Alaska?
Trying to impress some people.

23.09.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Added a nice little (Comically large) Cray super computer for the player to ruin in Operation Spilled Martini

#GameDev #IndieGame

22.09.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am absolutely pounding that "nothing" button

21.09.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Braid

19.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I am buying a car and one of the guys selling is names Kinky Dealermen, all things being equal, I am going with Kinky.

18.09.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theory: Randy Pitchford has a slight leg up in the industry because it would be impossible to turn down a pitch meeting with someone by that name.

#GameDev #Borderlands4 #PCGaming

18.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes miss the mono-culture, but I always desperately miss counter culture.

18.09.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Testing out some aesthetics for a mission briefing screen.
Trying to blatantly rip off Mission Impossible.

18.09.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Entry #21 from my Idea Graveyard:

Act as a humble farmer building more and more elaborate traps to stop heros from entering your house and breaking all your pots.

Plays like a Tower Defense
#GameDev

17.09.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the audio book I just abandoned was narrated by AI, but I can't prove it.

Now I feel like a New England settler sure that his neighbor is cavorting with the devil. Kent Klineman has sold his soul to Robot Satan and should be shunned.

16.09.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a fun fact. Every time I post a screen shot I have to ask myself if my game really is that ugly and dull.

16.09.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also made a destruction game with no feedback sfx or vfx for when the player did damage. Some play testers were smacking around things that couldn't be broken because they weren't sure if they were immortal, or just had high health.

15.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The player can stand up from a crouch, putting them through the ceiling of an air vent.
I never tried to stand up because I knew I shouldn't.

15.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tarrot Reader by Intimidation Crab Get a glimpse of your stupid future with a Tarrot Reading

Want to know how your day is looking? Get your fortune told by the Tarrot Reader.

intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader

#Itch.io #Psychic

15.09.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been having a lot of fun messing around with level design in OSM

#GameDev #IndieGaming #LevelDesign

15.09.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems like the link might be broken.

15.09.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, to put this into perspective, there was one GTAV length of time in between Fable 1 and Lionhead shutting down.
That whole franchise that still seems like a pillar of Xbox to me lasted a little over one modern development cycle.

15.09.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Micro DevBlog 14 - Operation Spilled Martini

-Added extra rooms and an extra floor (Most of one) to the demo for OSM
-Fiddled with hidden loot

#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming

13.09.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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