Original CanMan

Israeli hostage families say Trump deserves Nobel Peace Prize The families of hostages taken during Hamas’ surprise attack on Israel believe that President Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

I just can't anymore people. WTF?! The peace prize for "making peace" by threatening war. san.com/media-miss/i...

Pretty sure that starts at birth for guys, lol

Im hoping to have a "harem" of women no one in my family knows show up at my funeral in black and those secretive black veils and just dramatically wail over "losing me." If i can make this happen, they would certainly be paid and expenses covered by my estate, lmao

Study Finds Clients Have Best Experiences When They Follow Provider Directions, Scientists Shocked

In a groundbreaking discovery that has rocked the adult services industry, researchers have confirmed what providers have known for decades: clients who actually read a provider’s website

Who says you can't use HP LoveShaft? It's a modern world ya know. You can use whatever name you damn well want to.

You could go face out, if you choose too, but obscure your eyes alone through blurring, retinal scan blocking contacts, or simple sunglasses with the darkest black tinting.

May we all give you that kind of assurance in our bookings.

Well, if you decide to, at least then I'll have a face for all these conversations since 2019, lmao.

Delaine in the kitchen, shot from the waist up, carrying a tray of fresh homemade scones and a pitcher of orange juice. She’s wearing a paisley blue and orange dress that isn’t quite tradwife because you can see her huge boobs and a hint of her black lace bra

Apparently I should be playing up the tradwife thing

Anyway, if you love to see me bake then I’m really grateful for video sales, tips & booked appointments because I really need them right now like yesterday 🤗
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I mean, tits are great no matter what, but the bread is really sexy, lol

Kash Patel gifted illegal 3D-printed guns to New Zealand law enforcement FBI Director Kash Patel gifted illegal plastic 3D-printed pistols to three senior New Zealand law enforcement officials in July.

How stupid can the director of the FBI be and still keep their job? This stupid...

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You're one-liners that are in your drafts until you dump them all are top shelf gold. Love them!

JD Vance warns of more legal action against officials during Trump era Vance defended the recent charges against former FBI Director James Comey, saying he was charged based on tangible evidence.

The couch fuckers at it again y'all!

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I got absolutely nothing in every category. Does that mean i won or that i lost?

Technically speaking there are only two valid ice cream flavors, vanilla and chocolate. The rest are just DQ Blizzards in bowls of various sizes and shapes.

I think the original quote is:

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.”

Thats my dumb brain, lol.

Trump explores new system to enforce university loyalty, compliance Trump’s White House is developing a plan that officials say aims to bring universities in line with Trump administration goals and concerns.

Well, I guess we can kiss any scientific progress in the next century goodbye...

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It seemed like I misread your entire premise and purpose so I was apologizing. You didnt say or do anything wrong. I thought I had and was just doing final replies to your unanswered msgs. Felt more rude to just disappear than to explain and bow out respectfully.

Just saying in my long-winded way that i understand what you mean. Sorry, sometimes I swear i must be part Ent from Lord of the Rings. (If you're not that nerdy, it means I take a long time to say anything.)

I learned all that the hard way. I test ENFP (Extroverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving) and I am an empath. I'm also divorced and alone because of how overwhelming the emotional toll of childhood, adulthood, war (combat), and being a soldier stateside.

Hence why I see companions when possible.

I guess i really should have kept my thoughts to myself then. I was just trying to be encouraging, but it seems i misread the tone and/or point. My apologies. I will get out of your mentions now. May you only get the best of clients.

That bastard-cocksuckermotherfucker.

(My new favorite insult. A guy a work says it just like that too. All as a single word, lol.)

Man, I'm so vanilla, i make vanilla kinky.....and boring, lol.

As it is to all women, lol

Death Stranding, Horizon (New Dawn and Forbidden West) Mass Effect Legendary Edition

If youre dead set on an actual controller, then this one. The remappable buttons alone made it worth it, lol.

Death Stranding, Shapez 2, all the Total War games but especially the Warhammer versions.

Every shooter ever made.

Really need to train this shithead how to open the fridge and bring me a zero sugar mountain dew baja blast. That way I dont need to quit playing and extricate myself from my laptop and all the cables i have going everywhere.

Any pointers or advice @mtndw.bsky.social or @mtndewgaming.bsky.social