Kaptain Kman

Hoping all will go smoothly for you on your quest for new eyesight : ) Sounds like LOTR, The Eye of Soron needs a contact lense to clear his "sight." Or Frodo uses the Ring as a monocle....and ends up looking into the future.....

Inspired by a story told by Mary Trump about a time when our "Fearless Leader," as an ACTUAL child, was being such a shit at dinner, that one of his older sibs dunked a mega bowl of mashed tators on his melon! That and his current mental state...and all the other stuff. #politicalcomic #art #satire

Oh look, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is in town!

Melissa Julien

Fuckery

“For every blue-collar Dem we will lose in western PA, we will pick up two, three moderate GOPs in the suburbs of Philadelphia.”
-Chuck Schumer.
This. This is the kind of bullshit that has the GOP eating the Dems' lunch. This was him back in 2016. See how well that playbook played out, Chuck?

Ya know the old saying, "Poop flows downhill...."

I started this post shakedown of ABC/Disney, before Kimmel's return. Can't believe that even MF'er Ted Cruz actually agreed that this was some "Mafioso" style bullsh!t. Glad to see the overwhelming response with people canceling their subs, how's about we get that level of turnout for gun control?

Almost every accusation is a confession....if it's even intelligible

Dirty little secret, hmmmmmm???

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Yup, she's got that "Dayamn! WTF did you EAT?!" scowl. He looks like he did it just out of spite.

Thnx! Really like the pucker-puss you have for Cheeto-in-Chief, it suits him.

Riddle me this: if this plan has been in place for decades, why the Fuck weren't more Dems doing something to stop it? Or at least called it out? Y'all benefited from corporate interest and insider trading for too long, not willing to disrupt the status quo. Drain the swamp=get rid of corruption.

Ok, can we just take a minute to think about the fact that this guy, a dude that can barely put forth a single string of words together to create an actual cohesive thought, maaaaaybe didn't write this? The man is a walking (barely) sack of human feces, mashed potatoes, Big Macs n Nuggs.

I gotta ask, what app/OS are you using? I'm still stuck in the dark ages with paper/pen, and with everything happening at Break-Neck speed, I'm having a hard time keeping up!

Transcript from President Restraining Order’s speech before the UN

Rob Schneider?! As in "Deuce Bigelow, Male Jigalow?!" Guess he went down the road with Roseanne Barr.

The amount that that dude twists and turns himself inside out to contort himself to fit tChumps narrative is mind boggling.

Yeeeeeah, that dude was MAD TWEAKIN'. He was definitely ON SMACK.

Illinois State Senator Karina Villa sprang into action to protect her community from ICE raids, alerting neighbors to their rights and chasing off masked agents. This is how you stand up to authoritarianism. We should all be inspired by Sen. Villa's courage.

This is how our visit to Representative Jeffries' office went on 9/2. We visited every House office.
It's time to speak up!

Video credit: @donlemonofficial.bsky.social

#FuelTheFLARE #RemovalCoalition

Pastor Wesley speaking truth.

Some people get fired for telling the truth PLUS: Remembering Jennifer Fialko: a coincidence or not?

open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...
"He was constantly pushing this sort of hate speech aimed at certain groups. And I always go back to: Hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions. … You can’t say these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place..." -M Dowd

Hey @wsj when you’re the Mouth of Dumb Sauron you’re bound to need make a retraction or two

I saw that. During Nancy Mace's homage to CK, claiming it "the Dems Fault," a reporter asked about the GOP's response to the Dem Reps assassinated in MN. She was "horrified" he would even THINK of bringing that up at a time like this. The hypocrisy knows no bounds.

"Good Faith debate???!!" I'm sorry, but what about his hate-spewing, xenophobic, homophobic, racist-bullshit-verbal- diarrhea was "good faith?" Much less be anywhere near the realm of "debate." People that cloak themselves under the cover of "both-sideism" are giving platform to Nazi BS.

I clocked that too, like his mask is sliiiiiiiding off his face, only to end up in a pool of chocolate orange goo, revealing.....wait for it......a Terminator.

I was thinking the same thing! Everything has been "Charlie Kirk this, Charlie Kirk that...." I don't condone the ending of anyone's life, but the amount of attention and vitriol coming out of people from the Right for THIS guy? He profited off of promoting HATRED. And he's a HERO?! JFC.