Vesper

Two more goals have hit the tower. Sigh

Unexpectedly working, can't watch the match. #Coys fam, how we playing?

the in-laws apparently see an empty kitchen sink as a challenge

The couple kneels before him and he dubs their shoulders with the long tongs

Grill masters should have the legal capacity to marry people

I think a W is probably too much to expect given Arse's form and the short time with the new manager, but I can't say that I think we're gonna 100% lose as I would have under Frank.

Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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Literally saying "if he dies, he dies" about her own child.

A tragic amount of stupidity.

Spurs did themselves in by loudly reminding fans about “the Tottenham way” then firing the guy who actually acted like he believed it and replacing him with a guy who acted like he couldn’t possibly care less about any of it

Coming to say thank fuck, bye Frank! I wish I could say it was real but it was only real bad

My ass adding oregano to the pasta to finish it and this nigga's sound molecules saying the words "young girls juice deals" bouncing off of my freshly cooked meal would have me throwing that shit out and evaluating my life choices.

Imagine casually listening to a podcast while cooking and hearing this shit. I literally cannot fathom how deep in hell we are and how much deeper we have to go.

Bro I avoid Joe Rogan like a plague and clips of this Mike Benz dude rationalizing pedophilia by saying it "juices deals" 100% validates my avoidance.

This is such a potent mix of anti-intellectualism, misogyny, and toxic patriarchal thinking that it's actually staggering. Projecting onto her that she must be a pedo because she's not making him come on command is sincerely insane behavior.

Dudes really be surprised when women chose the bear.

I wish this was pure ragebait but I know dudes are trash enough for this to be real.

We need to reset the simulation please. Take the cartridge out, blow on it, and put it back in type reset.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Man, 24, goes to hospital with 'WW1 bomb stuck in rectum' Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

It has happened again.

The only thing more cursed than Tottenham Hotspur is Pep Guardiola whenever he plays Tottenham Hotspur.

I remember renting this from BlockBuster (boomer status) and being so upset by the gameplay mechanics but still wanting to play it for it's charm.

Good luck on your playthrough!

Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes

Every Damn Time...

Or claim to be an artist? As if art exists in this magical vacuum untethered to reality.

And on the Pikachu N64?! Insane flex

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

I need to know the demographic of every person that went to see Melania because wtf are you doing

If I can be half this metal I will be happy

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Need this to happen everywhere. Masked agents should never be a thing

Hey shout out to all y'all just keeping on during these crazy times. I feel like my mind is in a fog with everything going on yet there's people out there still doing inspiring work.

“It’s Green Lanternism to ask Democrats to do anything other than lose valiantly and collect speaking fees from Goldman Sachs!”