Jasmine ☀️

I feel like a pressure cooker

Shedeur Sanders before halftime:

11-of-18
103 passing yards
2 TD, 0 INT
3-20-0 rushing line

TREVEYON HENDERSON HOUSE CALL ON HIS FIRST NFL TOUCH

Yeah that’s all you need to see of Bryce Young in preseason if you’re Carolina.

Think a lot of panthers fans breathed a huge sigh of relief. He’s figuring it out

a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches . ALT: a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches .

Seeing Bryce Young directing traffic in the end zone

a man wearing glasses is driving a car and looking out the window ALT: a man wearing glasses is driving a car and looking out the window

Whenever I start getting worried about how emotionless I feel
*BOOM*
My period starts

They're sending KD to OKC on Thunder ring night? Lol that's petty as hell.

lol to the people who thought the Rockets wouldn’t get a slot

The Lazarus Project is a couple who became bitter because they broke the rules and the company followed protocol 🤷🏾‍♀️

The WNBA should have a cease and desist at that crypto company immediately

The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men

Fuck no

Fuck outta here

Reminder this is the same Penn that just got sued for housing the remains of the MOVE bombing victims for YEARS.

This defense is 1 ply tissue. Daniel Jones having to play because Richardson got injured early

It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit

The Colts might as well give up on the season

Daniel Jones is fucking terrible

Why?

who cares

Boston Celtics are rebuilding their team veryyyy nicely to avoid that big drop off

it’s called shitposting because sittin’ on the toilet shouldn’t stop you

Reno 911 rewatch. Watching more comedy due to America being the real life Doldrums

Kelly Clarkson isn’t celebrating. She’s thinking about how to raise her kids without a dad

Yikes

Immigrant organizations and church leaders should be taking to the streets, speaking on spanish language news, etc.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.