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Spurs DON'T play today.

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Some of you may have been slightly dissatisfied with my acheivements in not finishing 17th, but at least I didn't take you back to medieval times! #TudorPeriod #COYS

I am free on Monday! #COYS

I'm now working on a cowboy.

Happy Friday fellow Tottenham and Arsenal fans! It is strange to not be in work at this time, waiting for my players to come in for our prompt 9am start!

Instead, I am at home posting on social media, like my players were. #COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs

Tottenham announce interim manager for North London Derby.

Always loved long throws me

And Brentford ball

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Screenshot from some school website showing pics of lunches. Text: Ruckleigh lunches are provided by Thomas Frank. To see the lunch menus please visit the website below and register as a parent.

He’s so obsessed with lunch that he’s quit football altogether to make food for school kids.

Oh, you're thinking of the last guy! I was fixing that before Vinai was bullied into letting me leave.
I'll be back to finish what I started though. You know what they say, the reboot of a TV series a few years later is always much better than the one that was on the year before the original series!

A positive, personal post: I intentionally lost 20lbs since the start of the year. Must be all that Spurs-related stress.

You are welcome! May I put this on my CV? Mr Marinakis may appreciate this.

They have not yet returned my favourite coffee cup.

He was a scary man. I do not like confrontation. If he does it a few more times, I might consider blocking his phone number.

I have just had a strange phone call from a raspy man telling me if I "go the the forest I am going to kick your fucking woke head in".

I have decided that Bark and I will not walk in the woods today as the man sounded very angry.

#COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs

Thank you. The ball will bounce off the trees more but Bark knows to stand off his man (tree) and play a slow game out of possession.

My dog, Bark Overmars, just ran for the ball and I had to tell him "no!". Wait for the ball. Stand still, and I will long throw the ball to him.
This creates more statistically significant chances & will improve his enjoyment of this game of fetch.
He is now sat in the field licking himself. #COYS

What do people do in the morning when you can't go into work & tell your players how great Arsenal FC is? I am at a loss!

I tried to tell my wife about the benefits of playing for set pieces and she told me to walk the dog. Now I am trying to teach the dog how to pass his ball backwards.

#COYS

I like this man, he is my friend and he speaks a lot of sense! You should all be more like him.
None of this was my fault. I wasn't the one who finished 17th last season! #ComeOnYourSpurs

#COYS
#THFC

I have some going spare if you want? I have 3,000 Arsenal branded paper coffee cups in my kitchen.

They will come, mark my words!

I am number one! Your Ange never got to say that with his 17th place losing, did he? #ComeOnYourSpurs #FrankBackIn #COYS

Thomas Frank departs Tottenham with the worst win rate in the club's Premier League history.

Of the worst 10 Spurs managers for PL win rate, Juande Ramos was the most recent before Frank, and he departed in 2008.

I have some free time, @iain.coys.social ?

I *knew* I should have grown the stubble. #COYS

You are on my list, Mr Dustin.

A YouTube video: How Thomas Frank FIXED Spurs In Just Two Games

Go on, one last time eh?

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Sad news about Thomas Frank, but not surprising. Another decent manager broken by us. And to those of you celebrating the news, those of you gloating, shame on you. We've had up and coming managers, trophy winning managers, makeshift managers, broken them all. #COYS #THFC

I'm here.