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There was one moment where I lost it with him. Played a Hollywood pass that was off target and he just stood there staring, all pissed off. Didn’t move for about 6 or 7 seconds, like a fucking statue, all while Fulham pinged a ball in behind him. I love him but fuck me.

Can’t fault the players today. Great effort and unlucky not to win in the end. Credit to Slot for his tweaks after we went down to 10. Gravenberch was immense, Szobo not far behind. Jota looked super sharp. Ref was a dopey cunt.

Proud of the performance, we go again.

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Kindergarten Cop followed by Commando following by Running Man.

Film4 delivering the goods on Friday night.

Ten Hag was sacked on 29th October. City record since is loss, loss, loss, loss, losing 2-0.

PSA! Cop Land is on ITV4 tonight at 10pm.

Madrid’s name is on this trophy again, I’m telling ya. Spawny motherfuckers.

That’s some fucking goal by Baumgartner. Sheesh.

Love the post-match interview by Arne. Happy with the result but quietly fuming with the standard of the performance.

We conceded within 3 minutes of our opening CL match away at the San Siro, & simply said " enough of that shit!" thereafter.

Me tonight, every time a Girona player collapsed to the floor holding their face :

The win means just 11 teams could theoretically get more points than Liverpool in the group stage.

Man City, Bayern Munich and both Madrid teams are not among them.

Not the best performance but I couldn’t really give less of a shit tbh. Felt a bit like we played with the handbrake on but we had much more control in that 2nd half. Suffocated them and coasted after we took the lead.

6 win from 6, 5 clean sheets in a row. Up the reds.

When Liverpool have won 1-0 in Spain, they’ve won the European Cup.

That’s about all I’ll take from this game. Up the Reds.

Was saying there’s no way that’s a penalty until I saw the bit where he trod on Lucho’s heel/boot. Without that, he doesn’t slip. Bit harsh maybe, but they deserve that because of all their diving and play-acting. Unlucky, dickheads.

All in all, weird half. A bit to frenetic at times but conversely, some of our play was too slow and deliberate. Final ball has let us down too. Quicken it up and be a bit more sharp up top in 2nd half and we should be ok.

The header was weird though. Should have gone for goal instead of trying to cushion it back for someone else. Same goes for Salah when he got caught in two minds when he was through.

Just me that thinks Darwin didn’t do much wrong with either of his chances? I get that he’s polarising but sometimes keepers just make good saves. I don’t think he could have done much more with either chance tbh.

Given all the noise from *that* fanbase the last 3 years, it would be objectively funny if the title race ended up being between Liverpool and Chelsea.

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No Bad Santa? I’m close to unfollowing here.

Die Hard is on. It’s officially Christmas.

Wind must be strong at Old Trafford, it keeps blowing the Utd players over.

Had the Bournemouth v Spurs game on for 10 minutes and Bournemouth could (should) be 4-0 up. Which means that Spurs are scoring twice in the final 5 minutes.

Spamming Early Doors clips to try to brighten up the morning. Not sorry.

You know Neil Armstrong
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You went round to her new house?
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Joan’s thinking of taking her driving test again
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Gordon and Joelinton must have some dirt on PL refs btw. Every foul on Gordon was a yellow card, even when he dived. For the one Trent got booked for, he was a yard offside just before the foul.

As for Joelinton, he just smashes into everything like an out of control lorry and gets away with it.

We all get worked up and emotional straight after games we don’t win but maybe take an hour away from social media, cool your head and gain a bit of perspective? Just saying.

I understand the frustration of missing out on another comeback 3-2 win and the associated kick in the danglies to our rivals that it would have been. But aiming vitriol at individual players after we’ve won 18 of our first 21 fixtures of the season is fucking batshit.