Jono

Virgil Van Shite

drum nonces

retired at 26, can't be bad

When I was younger and never seen a minge an older lad said some girl stunk of marriage smells at the church. I asked what he meant by that until he was extremely annoyed. He never elaborated, haunts me to this day.

wanted toasted almonds, but they were out of stock. Toasted my own in a big pan. Thanks for being part of my journey.

looks like the greatest team the world as ever seen

just had stem ginger and raisins in some Greek yoghurt, felt like the posh couple in cold feet

a pot blew over up here

hard graft watchin back to back games, Imagine havin to tolerate the world series of rounders. Need at least 4 chilli dogs

hahahahahahaha

soaked some raisins in fire jack daniels, immense on my overnight oats

think it was the syrup that I wanted, was watchin an older episode of Nigella on youtube

forgot

I've got stem ginger

badge on the away is delicious

anyone got one, and is it any good?

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ben takin magnesium for abar a week, not waking up as groggy and have a lil more energy

Happy Gilmore 2 is complete shit

an elderly relatives commode

gang a twats

can I boo Trent's brother?

never thought of stuffing baby peppers, gonna experiment with them after seeing this.

hard when you lose one of your family

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

my tea every night has pretty much been the same as I've uploaded, so no need to do that

bet you Harvey Elliot's dad is just as hard to handle as Mr Tyson

fuckin beautiful

leave the jumper on