The Old Habetrot

If only someone would enforce even ONE of the laws he's broken.

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Some potential NYT headlines for the week:

At What Age Is It Okay To Start Touching Kids? The Answer MIght Surprise You

Is 15 the New 18 for US Women? We Asked a Panel of Middle-Aged Men

She's 14, He's 77: Why It Works and How Their Love Might Just Save America

Have Women Ruined Sex Trafficking?

O YEAH! Sayeth the Lord.

By offering up his body’s own fluid to those who profess to be dying of thirst, and through their ability to be sustained by it, the Kool-Aid Man embodies the myth of Biblical Transubstantiation, and therefore is a personification of The Christ.

In this 500-page essay, I will…

capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

I used to manage a big box store that isn't Walmart and the first thing I told my cashiers was "if you see people stealing food, no you did not."

I was also supposed to cull food that reached its sell-by date and destroy it—instead I distributed it all to my underpaid workers (including myself).

Same, lmao.

None of what he says is meant for us. It's meant to become little soundbites that Fox and other propaganda outlets can feed to the cult, who believe every word he says.

Someone keeps getting lost.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Can confirm, Stella's dad is one of the best fucking people alive. ❤️

Jesus ate with his hands and the Catholic Church used to think forks were sinful. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

PSA:

Making protest signs and anti-fascist images using generative AI is a hell of a fucking disconnect, my dudes. Knock it off.

"I protect the family," I whisper as I pay my cats' pet insurance bill.

YouTube video by Movieclips The Time Machine (5/8) Movie CLIP - All the Years of Remembering (2002) HD

Immediately thought of this scene.

I loved the A’s as a kid even though we were a Giants household. :)

Wasn't the kid they hired for that staged assassination a right-winger, too? As was the dude on the golf course who, if I remember correctly, never actually got within spitting distance?

I drew a meowmaid!

To honor Charlie Kirk’s beliefs, I will refrain from feeling empathy at the news of his demise. It’s what he would have wanted.

Instead, I encourage all to make donations in his memory to orgs that support trans rights, gun reform, and the victims of mass shootings. It’s what he would have hated.

That sentient hangnail running the Health Department can eat my entire ass, I got my COVID vaccine today.

Thank you, @massgovernor.bsky.social.

I'm only mildly joking when I say that the genealogy fad dying out made space for the mainstreaming of the anti-vaccine movement. If wide swaths of working class America still knew how many dead babies were in their family trees they might stop and think about this shit.

If you’re on a Mac, and you click on a post and you can’t see the comments, try refreshing it. I’m getting the same thing, but when I refresh the page, the comments appear. I can’t make it show me not notifications properly, though. I have to use the app on the phone.

No one hates having to have employees more than employers who see payroll as a burden to be eliminated instead of a necessary business expense.

Donate to Please Help Me Put an End to 40 Years of Dental Pain, organized by Anna Louise Hello, my name is Louise, and I have teeth so bad that they make me w… Anna Louise needs your support for Please Help Me Put an End to 40 Years of Dental Pain

Posting my dental fundraiser again. I hate asking for help when we're all in need to help, because nobody can afford to be alive, so consider this an appeal to the wealthy, the celebrities, and corporations out there looking for a pet project or good PR. It's ya girl, please help me get new teeth.

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.