professional clown

got that artisanal dog in me

America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.

The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.

People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.

people really think you can't hate for free smh 😮‍💨

Honestly if you're going to take away anything it's this.

These aren't ethical people and they were upheld by people who didn't really care that they weren't ethical. And that's damning for journalism

this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao

"lol u can tell them i'm Hitler it's cool 🤭"

lil buddy is ZOOTED

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age

Imagine losing “access” to this

In the emails with my brother Jeffrey Epstein - emails I'm familiar with because I'm his brother, who you never would have heard of otherwise - the "Bubba" that Donald Trump gave a blowjob to wasn't Bill Clinton. He blew a different guy named Bubba. I should know since I'm Jeffrey Epstein's brother.

I was 22, standing at the front of a classroom, my heart brimming with dreams of shaping young minds. I was a first-year teacher, armed with ideals and a passion to change the world. Beneath my enthusiasm, an unnamed storm was brewing: bipolar disorder, a shadow I did not yet understand. It swept through me without warning, clouding my judgment with manic impulsivity I could not control. In that chaos, I made a devastating choice. I entered a consensual but deeply inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old. It was wrong, a betrayal of the sacred trust I held as an educator and of the young person involved. I take full responsibility for the harm I caused, and I carry the weight of that mistake every day.

i was not prepared for this incident to be referenced multiple times on his website, let alone have it be part of his.........origin story?

www.christopheraldana.com/mystory

The Epstein Email Cache: 2,300 Messages, Many of Which Mention Trump An analysis of documents released this week by Congress shows President Trump was mentioned in more than half of the messages.

Incredible piece of data journalism here from @wsj.com.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

Has Chuck Schumer been an effective leader? Perhaps not, but he will be once he ages into the job.

by Joe Biden

Shereen has lost most of her extended family and her husband recently (while holding her son) had a chain from an Israeli aircraft fall on him and shatter his arm/ give him a head injury- luckily little Ahmed was safe. She started this fundraiser after this happened because he can no longer help

it takes birds a while to put together that a feeder has food. i started with a suet feeder and it took weeks before i got my first visitor. 🥲

some of them also have preferences of where/how they eat (e.g. cardinals are ground/tray feeders) so don't be too discouraged if they avoid your set up 😮‍💨

i just realized what hes describing here is a fundraising email, they sold us out for for the promise of dope ass fundraising emails

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

everything is bad but a new Knives Out will fix me

It is!

it would be even nicer if we got rid of having two parties so we never have to depend on this system to vote for assholes who DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR VOTERS