Sebastian Racoon

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Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Enero de 2026. Barrio Sésamo publica una guia para comunicar a los niños qué pasa si una banda paramilitar secuestran a su padre, madre o hermano.

Puede que visto desde fuera parezca una mala idea que hace más probable otro gobierno pepero con recortes en sanidad o prevención y extinción de incendios y otras medidas que sin duda matarán gente.
Pero al menos no ha habido que ceder ni un ápice ese 5% de diferencia en los programas. ¡Pureza!

PaRappa's Snackrun
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My politics

Every Hellboy comic: 5 pages of landscapes at night with ruins. A big monster tells Hellboy about a prophecy or fate or some shit. Hellboy tells him to fuck off. They fight. Hellboy goes "oh boy was that something or what". THE END
Me: 10/10, best comic ever made, I came a little

CARTOON/PINKPAN.GIF

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its wild to me that they're having trouble making a blade film because this is literally all you need to do for 2 hours

Lammy's Bathroom

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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

The other day, I had the image of PaRappa painting his face in my head, I wanted to reproduce it in a drawing.

Cuando te pintan en un cuadro recien levantado

A fake detective "Whodunit" film poster. The image features the characters from The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog game in their respective outfits. Sonic is missing from the image. The text reads, "Wake Up Dead Hog. A Sonic the Hedgehog Mystery." The text on top displays the cast names as, " Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Prower, Amy Rose, Shadow Hedgehog, Rouge Bat, Blaze Cat, Vector Crocodile, Espio Chameleon, Knuckles Echidna, Barry Quokka, Dr. Eggman. A Sonic Social Whodunnit". The bottom next reads, "Sega Presents A Mirage Express Production. A Movie That Doesn't Exist, But Should. Starring Sonic the Hedgehog But Dead and Everyone Else. Costume Designer The Conductor's Wife. Music By An Enthusiastic Band Of Chao. Edited By A Train That Just Wished To Know Love For But A Moment. Emotional Support by Charmy and Cream. Executive Producer The Bouncer Chao. Directed By The Conductor. Written By Barry the Quokka. Special Thanks To The Flicky Inside All Of Us."

Nothing brings a friend group together like Murder.

🎨: @deegeemin.bsky.social

Fishin' buddies.

I just think they're neat!

a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.

earthside assistance

hamburger 🍔

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

A boss fight involving flaming Cyclops heads in True Crime Streets of LA

I wish I had the audacity to put this into a game then call it, of all things, 'True Crime'

i love this gif so i added sfx to it

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