Melissa

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

Guaranteed book hangover

I'm listening to the Last Guy on Earth by Sarina Bowen and I'm really angry at myself for sleeping on this one. It is SO ANGSTY. SO SO SO ANGSTY. Just absolutely chef's kiss and the narrators are phenomenal per usual. I started listening to it earlier this evening and have almost finished it.

Got my audio copy of Priest and I am ready for this reread.

Joy Nash is one of my favorite narrators. I've started listening to authors I would never have read before because she is the narrator for their stories. She deserves more hype.

So this is a very first world and privileged thing to gripe about. Not being able to buy books. Especially when people are losing so much more. And I'm still sad.

And it's literally not just books I'm concerned about. Soon people will not be able to afford their food, and the way that the gestapo (sorry I meant to say ICE) is disappearing people is giving Nazi Germany, and the people who our tax dollars support are doing nothing.

One of my favorite authors is Canadian, and she's supposed to be opening her online store soon, and I am coming to terms with the fact I won't be able to purchase any of the special editions I've been waiting for because of fucking tariffs. I'm very ready for the next Boston Tea Party.

Ugh I have no idea what to read

Where do I find one of these

"You give every book five stars"

Pardon me for enjoying myself

This last episode of the Handmaid's tale had me ugly crying for various reasons and emotions this week. I need a cuddle.

Oh this is the best day I've been selected for an ALC of Cora Reilly's new book 🙀

You GUYYYYYYSSSSSS THE NARRATOR ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR NEW CAMELOT ARE COMING OUT AND YOU ARE NOT READY FOR TEDDY HAMILTON AS EMBRY MOORE 🥵🥵🥵

I've listened to this new Sleep Token album an absurd number of times since it dropped less than 12 hours ago. Trying to figure out if I can get it to stream while I'm in Sonic Temple today.

I'm so in love with this book. Filak and Daisy 4EVA

I'm at the library and I love it. You should go to the library.

What the actual

I just finished listening to Funny Story by Emily Henry and Whelan is really the GOAT. I also appreciate reading about Michigan from somebody that's actually lived here and writes about this place so accurately. I'm now dreaming of a beach day and cherry season.

Leave Me Behind by KM Moronova

I know I'm late to this party but I recently discovered Brynne Asher and I'm obsessed. I have 5 books already borrowed from KU and am looking for audiobooks. Looks like I've unlocked my newest backlog binge. 😅

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

It’s a COUP

Keep Reposting

But remember this ⬇️⬇️

That first episode of this new season of the Handmaid's Tale left me a snotty, sobbing mess.

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

Why you need to #ONECLICK this book…
♡ Angst
♡ Best Friend’s little sister
♡ Billionaire
♡ Enemies to Lovers
♡ Fake Engagement
♡ Reformed Playboy
♡ Single Mom
♡ Spicy Romance
♡ Touch Her and

Happy Release Day!!!

✨Let’s celebrate! It’s release day for WILDEST DREAMS by @authorljshen!
#OneClickHere
eBook: amzn.to/4dAh0FT
Paperback:
Standard Edition shor.by/rbao
Deluxe Edition shor.by/MSPJ
UK/Commonwealth shor.by/4p97

I guess I'm back in my Harlequin Greek billionaire era. Apparently there weren't enough toxic males in my real life I need to read about them exploiting virgin ingenues.