Kelp

Watching vine compilations and wishing I could warn them about COVID

brethren, i am so jolly right now

blue sky??
yeah, wish it did that more often

Me when a woman in Hades 2 is mean to me: I will do everything in my power to kiss you

heartbraking

As of today, development on Orbo's Exodus is officially cancelled.

Below is a sort of chronological explanation of issues I've personally faced that led up to this decision.

Forgive the awkward formatting, feels like there isn't enough space on these sites to get all the thoughts out coherently!

i bought it like a month ago, i should really just play it

How do I commission a gargoyle of my cat?

This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.

My gnome flatmate just came in and tried to show off his new "blade of grass" with some wack ass limp flourishes lmaooooo 😅

mnnnaaah man now he's saying he could fell a jotunn with one slash 🤣🤣🤣 this shit gonna be death by a thousand cuts bro

perry the pridetypus

old🫵

If this was the only thing I thought about for 5 years, I like to think I would have had a more interesting take on it at this point

KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.

in a perfect world i would be big bug

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

update: Apparently that door is what's been keeping the mice out

maybe you should beat me up, that would be pretty swag

......he knows he's also on the list right?

I'm like 300 feet from the stage and I still gasped at how hot Mads Mikkelsen is when he walked on stage

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

they say bluesky is a dying website and that may be true but it doesn't give me a headache 20 seconds after opening so that counts for something.

Keeping my fingers crossed that one of them turns out to be trans.

yeah

i love him

woah

geen sky

The older I get, the creepier the idolatry of Youth becomes to me.

My tastes grow with me. In my mid 30s, I find mid 30s and young 40s physical qualities attractive me only.

If you're in your 30s and you find pre 20ish youth hot... Well, I will judge you harshly.

contact mike?
yeah, i fucking hate that guy

"Indie" as a term has been diluted down to nothing. Any space that has that kind of charged visionary spirit will always be tainted by capital eventually.