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Figaro Newton

@cheddarbeethoven.bsky.social

They call me a clown

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Heathcliff pounces down from high up, headed for a fish in a fishbowl. The fish says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."

Heathcliff pounces down from high up, headed for a fish in a fishbowl. The fish says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."

04 Nov 2025

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Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."

Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."

13 Oct 2025

13.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 506    🔁 115    💬 5    📌 9

Free Palestine

22.05.2025 11:14 — 👍 488    🔁 72    💬 6    📌 4

Pope Francis dunking on JD then dying after meeting with him might be the funniest thing a Pope has ever done.

21.04.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Scorpion and frog "the scorpion won't sting me if i grovel and beg enough"

Scorpion and frog "the scorpion won't sting me if i grovel and beg enough"

21.03.2025 20:59 — 👍 30289    🔁 5668    💬 103    📌 258
a two axis political alignment with the x axis from dumb to smart and a y axis from sinister to malevolent. humans are all the way to the corner of sinister and malevolent

a two axis political alignment with the x axis from dumb to smart and a y axis from sinister to malevolent. humans are all the way to the corner of sinister and malevolent

mammals

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Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty continues to be a real one

22.01.2025 04:36 — 👍 32311    🔁 5556    💬 145    📌 278

ME: Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run" 😃
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff

21.01.2025 23:27 — 👍 886    🔁 63    💬 17    📌 0
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huh...

20.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 36607    🔁 5437    💬 19    📌 165
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💔

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BLACK LODGE FOREVER

16.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 257    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 1

I'm really Hoping Captain America: Brave New World is brave enough to make a Hulk Tuah joke.

13.01.2025 04:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2024 was all about eating more fiber and drinking more water. 2025 is all about consuming copious amounts of Pepto Bismol and gas station drugs.

01.01.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Heathcliff stands in front of a refrigerator contemplating a note that's attached to the fridge door. The note says "STAY DANK". Iggy and Grandpa Nutmeg watch him, and Iggy, smiling, says "His New Year's resolution."

Heathcliff stands in front of a refrigerator contemplating a note that's attached to the fridge door. The note says "STAY DANK". Iggy and Grandpa Nutmeg watch him, and Iggy, smiling, says "His New Year's resolution."

30 Dec 2024

30.12.2024 19:47 — 👍 454    🔁 172    💬 8    📌 14

Bill Skarsgård is 100% doing an impression of @justinmcelroy.bsky.social's Master Firbolg from the Adventure Zone Graduation for his Count Orlok voice.

30.12.2024 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paul Newman looking the coolest anyone's ever looked with silver hair and a short beard/stubble, standing barefoot on the sidewalk, holding 4 St. Pauli Girl beers in his hands. he's wearing tiny white cutoff shorts, his Rolex Daytona, and an orange shirt with white & black stripes on the sleeves that says "GET REALLY STONED drink wet cement."

Paul Newman looking the coolest anyone's ever looked with silver hair and a short beard/stubble, standing barefoot on the sidewalk, holding 4 St. Pauli Girl beers in his hands. he's wearing tiny white cutoff shorts, his Rolex Daytona, and an orange shirt with white & black stripes on the sleeves that says "GET REALLY STONED drink wet cement."

iconic photograph of Paul Newman at his home in Connecticut, taken by Eva Sereny c. 1981

21.12.2024 07:03 — 👍 458    🔁 67    💬 16    📌 8
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2024 In Review

19.12.2024 18:05 — 👍 114    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 1

I'd watch a show where it was Jordan Peterson trying to talk while 8 or 9 loud huskies constantly interrupted him

18.12.2024 22:30 — 👍 795    🔁 54    💬 30    📌 9

There are only three (3) true Christmas movies:
• Batman Returns
• Toys
• That Cheerios commercial where the bee meets Scrooge

14.12.2024 00:05 — 👍 44    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 1

This holiday season let's normalize abandoning your family on Christmas day to see a Nosferatu and Baby Girl double feature.

03.12.2024 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A potato, All Officer Marges Are Bastards, Fat Tony, and a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car-hole.

A potato, All Officer Marges Are Bastards, Fat Tony, and a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car-hole.

Neat (1994)

02.10.2024 20:11 — 👍 2252    🔁 416    💬 13    📌 7

On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being not at all. 10 being hell yeah brother) how into Hulk Hogan is you pet(s)?

11.02.2024 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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