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Need a CMB 30 piece tonight to fight off the sads.

Did you watch the Steve Delabar immaculate inning though

Part of his pre-game routine is watching Fox News for 10 hours straight.

But did they vote republican?

The number of jokes that I just thought up in 10 seconds…

@shantz.bsky.social looks like we will be celebrating CMB day today, happiest of celebrations to you and yours- finally!

I, for one, feel like we need more “everything sucks, never find joy in anything, especially baseball” more in the common discourse.

It sucks for Yariel but he’s made huge contributions to this team. Here’s to believing it’s just a small blip in a long MLB career.

In my mind the only reason to have a Costco membership.

This man has baseball on his mind

Cason is the emergent superstar that only the nerds see coming

Meet my son, Litsch Lind.

Man is so confident he going to exorcise all of Toronto’s playoff demons at once.

weirdly enough, it *feels* like that combination of factors including Bo having a bounce back offensive season, his connection to this Jays era and Vladdy, could actually result in finding common ground on an extension that will probably be a little rich but palatable for everyone.

MLB's combination of a long history, short postseason samples/small postseason bracket and a relative continuity from era to era in events and statistical outputs makes for such interesting pulls like this. Ernie! Ernie Clement!

This is really sad. He’s been such a fun story to follow. There must be more to this…

Big fan. He’s got longtime NBA point guard written all over him.

this record is incredible. some songs hit very similarly to early-ish Thrice records. "Holding On" hits me like I'm listening to Illusion of Safety with grey hair.

C. M. B.

I am too fixated on CMB's ascension into a DPOY to be bothered by this exhausted narrative.

Give me more ambushing pick and rolls and bodying 7 footers please.

Dude just rocks.

They regularly replace Barger at the end of games for defense. Schneider prefers Clement, Gimenez and IKF in the infield.

Thanks for the insight. Your work is great, it helps me get excited about so many of these prospects.

I’ve been following him for a bit and I’m excited to see his progress in the minors. What makes you say he’s a better prospect than Trey?

Wow this is not a joke?

I regret my lack of proofreading, that apostrophe is killing me

when world's are destroyed at his behest, this minor detail will be made irrelevant

also dude, the nickname the Round Mound of Rebound exists, we're doing fine!

luckily no more wordy than Collin Murray-Boyles lol

I could use a new belt if you are feeling bored 😁