Been waiting 2 hours and 40 minutes for Europcar at the accident repairers. I have just been told they are now on their way from my home address where they just turned up because of a ‘cock-up.’ Incompetentsl

I see Vlahovic is out of contract next Summer. It’s always a risk bringing players from another league but I would like us to be in the mix there Everton!

So is Bournemouth’s manager Iraola!

@realgdt.bsky.social Saw Frankenstein at the cinema and I will watch it again on Netflix. I’m obsessed with Frankenstein and this was like a religious experience. I can’t imagine anyone else who could have made this. Wonderful and emotional 🥹

I just found one shouting “blimey Mary Poppins, four fousand feathers.” I’ll send him your way.

I’m always amazed you find time to read what with you prolific output! Will be reading both.

It may have been if there wasn’t a defender directly in line of the shot behind Silva.

Why has Merlin cut his hair? Have the scouse barbers been at him!!!!

Just before Garner shot Alcaraz slipped when he could have buried that chance. Sometimes it’s skill sometimes it’s luck.

He wouldn’t have the movement of Haaland. Our centre backs dropped off.

All strikers miss but it looks worse when you don’t get as many chances because 1/3 go in. Unless your names Rush and you play against us. The bastard.

He looks like Frankenstein’s monster sometimes. He’s gone for it with his wrong foot!

Seen quite a few at the new ground tbh

Josh Wander: Co-founder of failed Everton bidder charged with $500m fraud The co-founder of 777 Partners - which made an unsuccessful bid to buy Everton - is charged with a $500m fraud in the United States.

Lucky escape.

It’s not scouse unless it’s cooked in a pan on a hob. The clue’s in the name-lobscouse. Looks a bit watery. You bread needs to stand up in it. 10 hours on the hob would have cured that. That’s woolscouse.

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I know the fans realise we have a top, top player who is loyal and great to watch. He’s pulled us out of more holes than anyone and responsible for us gaining more points than anyone else each season he’s been here. A modern Everton great.

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”

“Because that’s what they are”

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.

#Newsnight

Joshua Zirkzee anyone? Would be ironic after we had him on trial. A loan wouldn’t be a terrible idea. There’s a player in there.

With the latter being the main reason they’re focusing on it.

I’m in the west stand, they’re open there

I already knew what I was getting into.

I watched the first two last night too. Superb.

Amidst all the negativity about our performance, and it’s pretty 💩 Palace are a very good team.

I know we need better players in both full back positions and a centre forward or two but we would see a more solid defensive unit with a player like Yehor Yarmolyuk from Brentford. Might need to wait until the summer to see many more options.

I walked back to my Mum’s where I park in Bootle/Kirkdale. Took me less time than queuing at Sandhills at the last Saturday game. I wasn’t at work today but I couldn’t do that then drive home 2 1/2 hours each way if I was at work. I’m going to have to resell my season ticket on silly time games.

Tiger Woods form that

Trump should present the Ryder Cup.

Wish I could see it. I’m watching the live text under the table at a wedding!