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Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Delboy falling through the Berlin wall. Trigger pulls a face.

Henry 8th being given a wafer thin mint by John Cleese (currently to be seen going internet loopy on X)

Frank Spencer about to fly the Hindenberg airship. What could go wrong? Leeds Uni recently had a poster up with a quote from a student called Frank Spencer - clearly Some Mothers is no longer a cultural reference point.

For b3ta's Comedy Shows In History challenge.
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POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu

2 Screenshots from the movie "Picnic at Hanging Rock" (1975): First, a black screen with white text reading "On Saturday 14th February 1900 a party of schoolgirls from Appleyard College picnicked at Hanging Rock near Mt. Macedon in the state of Victoria. During the afternoon several members of the party disappeared without trace..." Second, a serene outdoor scene with a group of schoolgirls in white dresses and straw hats having a picnic near a large tree and rocky backdrop. One girl stands apart, eyes closed, as sunlight filters through the trees.

Feb 14th 1900 - Several students of Appleyard College, a private girls school, disappear during an excursion to "Hanging Rock".

📽️📅 Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

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"I can assure you this isn't the least bit amusing."

A scene from 'An American Werewolf in London' (1981). Gerald Bringsley, dressed in a suit and tie, turns around in one of the tiled walkways in Tottenham Court Road tube station to see what's following him. The advertising posters lining the walls include one for 'Minder' and another for the made-up porno 'See You Next Wednesday' which is, according to the blurb "A Non-Stop Orgy". Happy Valentine's Day.

Typed the word 'love' into search on my photos, and aside from photos of me and my wife, this was the only other return. A Happy Non-Stop Orgy Day to all who celebrate.
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Give the lad a cake - Pootle made his debut on this day in 1977.

At Bradford's amazing Museum of Science and Media today, and who should we bump into but a certain boy and his cat! Along with a Dark and Lonely Spirit and his chums...
Check out the Sound & Vision exhibition if you're in the area, it's breathtaking!

Rick Ford. It's all I can say without him tracking me down and killing me.

The possibility of this being a Rick Ford movie, (in all but name), about a stolen bicycle gives me strength in these turbulent times.

Sold!

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: The Spider-Man Pointing meme which, unsurprisingly, shows two Spider-Men pointing at each other.

The last two episodes.
#totp

You have my humble thanks.

I have, but thanks for leaving it here for those that might not - it's well worth a watch.

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The Fuck Around And Find Out graph meme, but the guy who is looking straight at us, while he points his green marker at the whiteboard behind him, (which shows how the levels of fucking around are equal to the levels of finding out), is now Jason Voorhees. ch-ch-ch, ah-ah-ah

Be careful out there, today.
#FridayThe13th

'Small Prophets'.

An exterior daytime shot of a cul-de-sac, where a 30-something man wearing dark shorts and a pale striped polo shirt is lugging a sports bag as he leaves his neighbour's house with a sour look on his face. The man's shadow is falling across an oil spill on the road that looks a lot like a 7ft tall black rabbit.

The most uplifting thing I've seen in 2026, so far, are the words "To be continued."

I wholeheartedly agree with you, Eddie.
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🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall.
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶

Ah, Cold Chisel. I met Jimmy Barnes in 1986 when my cousin's husband took me to FM 104 (Rock In Stereo!) for the day to see his brother, BBQ Bob.

That band really did deserve the global audience they were strangely denied.

Prince of Persia was an experiment in rotoscoping. It put lifelike animation on '80s home computers.

Designer Jordan Mechner converted VHS tapes and movie footage into pixels -- and went way beyond the tech of his time. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-the-li...

"Increase the Flash Gordon noises and put more science stuff around!"

Love this photo, partly because it's neck is like a school uniform that you know it'll grow into.

In a house, robots are painting, writing and playing music, with smiles on their faces. Outside, in the pouring rain, a human empties a wheelie bin into a refuse vehicle while another sweeps the street with a glum expression on her face. A third human is cycling down the road with a Just Eat food delivery on his back, while a fourth walks along the pavement, arms filled with packages from Amazon.

Seen on Mastodon. This is by Dutch cartoonist Tjeerd Royaards.

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

Nuts in May drawing

Keith.. Keith.. Keith..

#Planetoftheapes premiered on February 8, 1968, at the Capitol Theatre in New York City.

Fuck's sake...
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A selection of shots animated by Geoff King for Song of the Sea (2014), dir. Tomm Moore, Cartoon Saloon