Bad songs to have stuck in my head at work:
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
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Bad songs to have stuck in my head at work:
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
You gotta fight for your right to get there fast and take it slow.
19.07.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's like having a basic Statistics thing being called the "Student's t-test". Is it because it's used in schools by students? Nope, it's because the person 'who first published it in English [... used] the pseudonym "Student".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student...
I think Vetinari's contribution alone is worth the price of purchase.
12.07.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WoL: "If I had a nickel for every time I had to fight a train..."
12.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tubthumping.
Runner up: Mambo No 5.
I grieve with you.
11.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I grieve with you.
10.07.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh that game kidnapped me for like a month at one point in my life. Somehow dismantling live nuclear reactor cores is very relaxing to me.
07.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In one fell swoop, they destroyed access to health care, shut down hospitals, upended clean energy, massively expanded their secret police force & took food away from kids.
All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.
It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
03.07.2025 19:01 — 👍 3136 🔁 792 💬 0 📌 17This happened to me late last year. Person's crowing about rolling a 97 on the minion. Me, smug and silent with my 98. THEN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR -
30.06.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0... phrasing?
29.06.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0McGurk mysteries
Three Investigators
@diane.dianeduane.com 's Young Wizards
I feel like they would once have been, but about when I turned 40 my spice tolerance dropped off a cliff.
20.06.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried those and I feel wimpy because they are too spice for me.
20.06.2025 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if I had a nickel for every song about Marilyn Monroe my phone played me on my way home today...
(Marilyn was found in the nude.)
(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)
Every so often I get the urge to make a sign that says "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me."
12.06.2025 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cleveland Giant Stone Statues. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_Me...
(But yes, thank f*ck the old name - and the old mascot - are on the dustheap of history.)
Washington should have just called themselves (temporarily) the Potatoes.
06.06.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would also add San Francisco to this list.
30.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't still have select MP3s kicking around, you can't prove it. (but I can)
29.05.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I'm there:
"FF14 fans: Oh, dust. Nier fans: oh, DUST..."
Dumdum bullets and shoot to kill...
26.05.2025 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile some morning on the way to work last week it dropped "Jumper" on my head and I had to pull over to singscream along.
22.05.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A comic picturing someone in a straitjacket and strapped to a backboard, escorted by the Pope and heavily-armored soldiers. The caption reads: "The Anti-Christ arrived and nearly ended everything in 1999 before being imprisoned by the Vatican. The Pope thought this would avert the apocalypse. He was wrong. It just slowed the process down. Get ready to watch the world crumble in slow-motion."
How is it this has spent the last 25 years getting MORE relevant?
09.05.2025 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Some habits are hard to break.
04.05.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When you reply to "May the 4th be with you" with "and also with you."
04.05.2025 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is THAT how it fixed itself?
23.04.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0