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Part-time elf. Puns. Paid: IT, coder, actor. Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork. Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'. From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality. Chaotic good is STILL good

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USA wins Olympic women's hockey gold over Canada with Megan Keller's OT goal: Live updates and reaction Hilary Knight scored the game-tying goal before Keller's heroics helped USA capture a third Olympic women's hockey gold

* pull their goalie and score almost immediately.
* said goal deflected in by their captain, in her fifth and last Olympic games, playing for her second gold, *newly engaged*
* who in so doing breaks the US women's record for Olympics goals
* and then the US won in overtime

tinyurl.com/yyyfj3nv

19.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If this were played upon a stage now...

US Women's Hockey in Milan:

* steamroll the entire field, including Canada 5-0 in prelims
* spend something like 350 minutes never trailing, never tied after 0-0
* at the gold medal game, Canada leads 1-0 with two minutes to play

19.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GNU Terry Pratchett.

19.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fry-shut-up-and-take-my-money.png

(Also, Amity? AMITY?!)

13.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I think about Bitcoin, I think about the cow orker of mine who bought $20 worth back in the day and then immediately flipped it to buy a pizza.

I wonder how many pizzas that would buy now.

05.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things lapsed Catholics talk about: surreptitiously dislodging Jesus from the roof of your mouth.

05.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully the response you get is not a flashbang followed by a hail of bullets.

05.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(It is an automatic reaction to seeing those two)

31.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEM

31.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone overly morbidly curious might google nasalsex(dot)txt.

22.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i once in my mis-spent youth had a textfile about this.

22.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Alex Nedeljkovic, Sergei Bobrovsky engage in goalie fight during Sharks-Panthers | NBC Sports BA
YouTube video by NBC Sports Bay Area & California Alex Nedeljkovic, Sergei Bobrovsky engage in goalie fight during Sharks-Panthers | NBC Sports BA

GOALIE FIGHT?! IN THIS TYOOL 2026?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk9h...

20.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know where that is and I will happily be your getaway driver.

18.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Whom

16.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a couple ebook apps on my phone, including the local library's.

15.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Magnetic Fields - Wayward Bus / Distant Plastic Trees (Remastered)

There is exactly *one* song on here that falls below "I love it." on my personal scale.

13.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I refuse to mourn the death of someone who would have celebrated mine.

16.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I've had "Mockingbird Song" in my head lately for, as the Kids say, Reasons.

05.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thirded.

05.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Katt, are you okay?"

05.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Laser printers, too. Just in case you have one.

31.12.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

did someone say LBing the Doomtrain?

30.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was playing Final Fantasy 14, a critically-acclaimed mmo of which you may have heard, last night and I found out that two of the people I regularly interact with were born in 1997 and 2002.

I felt like that guy at the end of Last Crusade.

30.12.2025 00:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he does not know how close he came to me putting an arrow through his skull.

30.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As Gollum hits the lava.

26.12.2025 14:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

??

25.12.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

23.12.2025 20:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a Dawntrail Distraction of Santa, if you will...

22.12.2025 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A friend and I were watching Les Mis over discord last week and I kept having to mute myself so I didn't sing over the movie.

They took the kid out of the theater but they never can take the theatre out of the kid. Spelling intentional.

22.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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