mischief under starlight

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Those feet are unnecessary.

Screenshot of one hundred and six notifications. Ah ha ha ha.

Or it's like "hmm, been A While since I logged in"

Garlic. Don't forget garlic.

We all know that a good pun is its own reword.

The effective melee range for Subway is about a footlong.

Not sure about thrown, but the effective melee range feels like about a footlong?

That took me too long. I was like "single fang... single fang... dammit who IS that."

(Ask me about my adventures trying to get Owl House on physical disc. Or maybe don't, they were tedious and unfunny.)

I refuse to mourn the death of someone who would have celebrated mine.

Bad songs to have stuck in my head at work:

"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."

You gotta fight for your right to get there fast and take it slow.

That's like having a basic Statistics thing being called the "Student's t-test". Is it because it's used in schools by students? Nope, it's because the person 'who first published it in English [... used] the pseudonym "Student".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student...

I think Vetinari's contribution alone is worth the price of purchase.

WoL: "If I had a nickel for every time I had to fight a train..."

Tubthumping.

Runner up: Mambo No 5.

I grieve with you.

I grieve with you.

Oh that game kidnapped me for like a month at one point in my life. Somehow dismantling live nuclear reactor cores is very relaxing to me.

In one fell swoop, they destroyed access to health care, shut down hospitals, upended clean energy, massively expanded their secret police force & took food away from kids.

All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.

It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

This happened to me late last year. Person's crowing about rolling a 97 on the minion. Me, smug and silent with my 98. THEN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR -

... phrasing?

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I feel like they would once have been, but about when I turned 40 my spice tolerance dropped off a cliff.

I tried those and I feel wimpy because they are too spice for me.

if I had a nickel for every song about Marilyn Monroe my phone played me on my way home today...

(Marilyn was found in the nude.)

(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)

Every so often I get the urge to make a sign that says "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me."

Hope Memorial Bridge - Wikipedia

Cleveland Giant Stone Statues. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_Me...

(But yes, thank f*ck the old name - and the old mascot - are on the dustheap of history.)

Washington should have just called themselves (temporarily) the Potatoes.