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I’m guessing he’s lying and is profoundly stupid…no need for either/or…

In a world of instant gratification, particularly when it comes to sport, the drama of Test cricket is something which must be preserved at all costs. It is everything sport should be, unscripted, unpredictable, unbeatable. #ENGvIND

Dumb shits gotta dumb shit…

American Gestapo…sign up now.

The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.

"NSW Police say they were lucky the crowd was peaceful" (Guardian Aust). No. They were peaceful because this is who we are. 100,000 people trying to stop a war, not start one. Well done Sydney. #auspol #freepalestine. (Edited).

In news that will excite funeral home embalmers, pet budgerigars and people who yell through the cash window at 7/11 employees at 2 in the morning, Chris Uhlmaan will be unzipping and getting his fully firm China out for our appreciation on Sky News next Monday.

Do try to contain your excitement.

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An investigation into Jack Smith because Trump is a petty little bitch.
Welcome to my Ted Talk

I’m sure it will be easier for an “accident” to be facilitated in a Club Fed…

If I was an Australian beef producer. I'd make damn sure now. That my beef is labelled appropriately. Saying that. That this beef is Australian grown and produced.

This evergreen post always springs to mind…

The legislation doesn’t stop under 16s watching YouTube, just from creating their own channel.

The only creature

Looks like their idea of policy work while in Opposition is to crawl through caucus meetings from the early 2000s.
Next will be channeling Menzies I think…

Or just disappear her…she seems accident prone…

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It’s the journalistic version of ambulance chasing…

Me three months ago:

🚨🚨🚨 TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! And I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

Beats the hell out of the right as per Charlie Kirk, who has actually admitted he can’t make his wife wet…

I’m guessing he’s lining up this as a justification for public service purging a la Newman 1.0.
You can never accuse them of having an imagination or creativity…always treading the same well worn tracks that have failed previously…

I think it starts with “k” and ends with “arma”…

The US has been an oligarchy for a very long time…it’s just open about it now.
This is why no one is fighting back…money equals power and those with it prefer the current state of affairs.

Bribing or setting her up for an “accident”?

Must be easier for her to “have an accident” in the lower security place…

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“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell