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(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this

cemetery

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

"I feel like two good toots would fix me"

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize

The guy who bankrupted six casinos just shut down the government for a SECOND time.

Could someone explain to all male
authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"

the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.

I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

Grid of proposition impacts on budget.

Pyramid of city services.

#Juneau Our CBJ elections are coming up quick and if you aren't paying attention, there are some propositions on the ballot that could have substantial impact on city government.

I made a couple little graphics to help visualize it. Feel free to share but also, let me know if you spot an error!

the supreme court fucking sucks

legally you’re allowed to title your episodes whatever you want

everyone get some rest so we can have energy for tomorrow’s horrors

I hope this email finds you trapped in a prison of your own making.

The largest wildfire burning in the state of Washington is still alive today thanks to brave federal U.S. Border Patrol and ICE agents who arrested firefighters caught in the act of attempting to kill it.

A person hiking down a boardwalk trail with muskeg on either side.

Up Dan Moller today. 🌞

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.