Nerd AF

Well he just ruined my aspirations to become a mohel

They don’t care that they’re hypocrites. Being hypocrites is a badge of honor for them.

Schroedinger’s Informant: when you are an informant for something that is not a hoax but also a hoax

I’m pretty sure his facial hair is fake

If China is mad, why haven’t they pulled his or his girlfriend’s patents?

I posted the video over 2 years ago. People thought he was bluffing I guess.

Either everyone has due process or no one has any rights.

Let’s all welcome @barackobama.bsky.social to Bluesky! 🦋

You know it’s bad when Pete drops the F bomb

Promises made, promises kept!

Ouch 😂😂😂🦋

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

President Zelenskyy knew damn well he was walking into a trap when he entered the fascist MAGA white house and never once caved to bullish threats, he instead destroyed the orange felon and creepy racist scumbag JD Vance and refused to bend the knee. That’s a leader. 🇺🇦

I’ve been suggesting on TV and podcasts—without actual evidence(!)—that it may turn out that DOJ will wind up not having enough lawyers to defend all the lawsuits challenging this administration’s illegal conduct.

Turns out it seems already to be true. 👉

Everyone has been protected by the FBI in ways they don’t realize and likely take for granted.

That sound is the country going down the toilet.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

I want my own planet

On the up side, since they’re all malignant narcissists, they’ll eventually turn on each other

At least now the foreign history books will be able to easily identify the republican senators who have been compromised by Russia

Real maple syrup now $20. I’m pretty sure MAGA insisted the prices would be lower 🤔