It's a race condition.
13.10.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jayrwasdf.bsky.social
Only accepting DMs from scammers: need to get rid of my itunes cards.
It's a race condition.
13.10.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It can't meet timing.
13.10.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sudo rm -rf /
12.10.2025 12:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAoj... This classic came up on another site today!
16.09.2025 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0^your^you're^
09.09.2025 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're right next to schroeder's map, which btw, is only useful if your not driving.
09.09.2025 12:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sorry im late with this classic: it's written using everything everyone hates in a song.
05.09.2025 11:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comic. Star Trek New generation. 6 frames. Captain Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START-IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! Captain Picard:ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... "OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOM-MEND SOME SOONGTH BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?" JOHN GOODMAN.BSKY.SOCIAL
DatAI...
29.08.2025 18:38 β π 340 π 70 π¬ 11 π 6enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
03.09.2025 20:22 β π 29339 π 8644 π¬ 512 π 658I update my .emacs file with vi. Is that wrong?
29.08.2025 23:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! ππ¦ β¨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONGβ’ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
realistic Star Trek
26.08.2025 17:23 β π 6527 π 2502 π¬ 46 π 79Strange, I mostly get spam fake job rejections. π€
25.08.2025 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0or in my case, i forgot i had already poured one (or couldn't find it and poured a second one, then found the original one)
31.07.2025 11:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ark in space, ark in space
25.06.2025 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im not sure if i should be happy or sad, but it didn't take me long to figure out how it got those numbers.
(go www.h-schmidt.net/FloatConvert... and enter .33333333 in the decimal representation field)
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04.06.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's best to start listening to this starting at 4:30am
18.05.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0<sarcasm> So he's a Muslim? </sarcasm>
08.05.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watched this last year: www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/the-... The lecturer said initial intelligence studies were on chickens, so they thought birds are stupid. Nope, know they know, it's just the chickens, the rest are pretty smart.
08.05.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0saw this a few days ago on winters page: surprise it took this long to hit the press: google search returned 0 on this...
06.05.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd highly recommend it: as jewish as it gets: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Contr...
03.05.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somewhat related, but have you read "A Contract With God" by Will Eisner?
03.05.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 052 years ago Scottish Police Officer Sergeant Neil Howie mysteriously disappeared without trace.
Sergeant Howie is a devout Christian and has been in the thoughts and prayers of many since going missing; his family and fiancΓ© have never given up hope of his safe return.
years ago travelling in europe, was getting salami, hard cheese and bread. guy i was travelling with threw out after his meal cuz he didnt have a fridge, and i'm like: uh, this is why this food stuff was made this way....
30.04.2025 20:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Marathon man: is it safe?
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