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Correct me if I'm wrong here, but the competing ideologies in Tron: Legacy were "a closed, perfect system" vs. "an open, chaotic system".
Rather anti-Disney of a message, that.

In related news: Ubuntu/Kubuntu 25.10 lands on 2025-October-09!

YouTube video by Jess of the Shire Discworld: A Complete(ish) Guide

We all need comfort. Take the time, today, to start in on the 40+ books of Discworld.
youtu.be/czdHs-gFfTo

That sounds like the words of a quitter. 🤣

I love Satisfactory, and it was in Early Access for years. It finally hit 1.0 last year and released.

I am watching Star Citizen closely. It's interesting. My big problem is how predatory the economy appears to be, with ships costing quite a few real-world dollars.

A friend who is active duty military confirmed - they have the obligation to refuse illegal and unethical orders. This certainly falls into unethical at minimum.

Go home. You are obligated to by your oath.

One less Nazi, one less radicalizing voice, one less bigot.

I'm fine with being the asshole, here. Call me that all you want.

These fucks have succeeded in one thing: burning the empathy out of me for them.

Fuck you Kirk. I'm glad you're dead.

Dear Gavin Newsom: This is why you cannot be allowed anywhere near the presidency. Kirk was a monster that spread hate and misinformation. Fuck him and fuck you.

Gotta hand it to the artist.

As always, there's a Helluva Boss clip for this moment

Pro: Cover art and display of it is amazing on vinyl. There's albums that have gorgeous art and should be on a wall.
Pro: In some cases, the master for vinyl is nowhere near as compressed.
Pro: The incredibly deliberate and intricate process of listening to an album increases enjoyment.

Homeland Security tweet: THE FACTS: ICE officers conducted a targeted enforcement operation to arrest two illegal aliens. Officers in clearly marked ICE bullet proof vests approached the illegal alien targets as they exited a vehicle. One of the illegal aliens, Denis Guillen-Solis who is from Honduras, fled on foot to evade law enforcement. He ended up near the Ontario Advanced Surgical Center where hospital staff assaulted law enforcement and drug the officer and illegal alien into the facility. Then, the staff attempted to obstruct the arrest by locking the door, blocking law enforcement vehicles from moving, and even called the cops claiming there was a “kidnapping.”

Hell yes. Get it done.

No. No martyr, here. Just someone who recognizes the folks who come next that are like me outnumber me by the millions. They judge me, my entire generation, on the actions I take here and now. As they should. If I can make the bad times a little shorter, I am morally required to do so.

a man wearing a floral bonnet says i swear by my pretty floral bonnet Alt: Mal wearing a floral bonnet says i swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

This is my home. They don't get to take it from me without a fight.

I understand this is a war I didn't bring, but a war I'm stepping up to.

I understand I may not make it to the other side.

I don't fault anyone who leaves. I'm here, and I aim to misbehave.

C'mon Jessie. It's totally different this time.

The "Arbeit macht frei" sign isn't in wrought iron over the camp entrance, but rather just a poster printed on 8.5x11 with an AI cat giving the thumbs up.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

Ah, someone who gets it!

All these arrests, incarceration, deportations... just so much work, after all.

They'll get to the Final Solution after "trying everything" first... for the made up issues they've created in the first place.

In this case, it's *making* criminals out of those they do not like or want to see.

Every accusation, an admission.

Being unhomed is not a crime. Being addicted is not a crime. Having mental health disabilities is not a crime.

Now it is.

I really need to know how far into the poem ya'll gonna wait for, because while I see my comrades at my back, they grow fewer in number every protest.

So It Begins
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Oop, never mind, it's taken down LOL

YouTube video by TizzyEnt Rochester MN. Who is she?

@tizzyent.bsky.social
Re: www.youtube.com/shorts/_MTRr...
She's opened a GoFundMe to sympathy Grift from!

YouTube video by LemaitreVEVO Lemaitre - Rocket Girl (Audio) ft. Betty Who

Here's what you can blast over comms to all nearby: youtu.be/bfwOdpur01M

In Minnesota, freedom is a birthright.

‘your life doesn’t suck’ #spokenword #poetrytok TikTok video by alyson

Your life doesn't suck...
www.tiktok.com/@alysonwelbo...

What if I just *prefer* not to take an unassisted shit.

Best we can offer is benign neglect.

Truly