Andrew, Dreamborn Muse

Today my boss told me I eat bananas like a psychopath, because I open them from the "bottom," and that's the second time I've been told I eat something like a psychopath (pancakes without syrup because sticky texture is ick), and now I'm wondering what else I eat weird?

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

This is the World Champion of the second biggest pro wrestling company in the US. This is a big fucking deal. Listen to the man.

A package of assorted cheese with a cracker in a plastic container, from Westside Market, New York City on 77 Seventh Ave The label reads: Assorted cheese hell.....yes THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S OLD AND GREY. WE WILL KNOW THE THRILL OF IT ALL--BRYAN FREEY there is a barcode and it says 1 PCS Packed on: & Sell by: OCT 01 Total price $5.99

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes

Bazinga

A note on a candy bar. It reads "Try Me (this is an offer, not a threat)"

Bought the Oreo Reese's crossover candy thing and brought some extras to work. After no one was eating them I felt the need to clarify my note 😂😂

I almost finished it. Never again. Too much sugar. 😭😭😭

A plastic 1 gallon container of "blue raspberry drink"

D&D night beverage acquired. Blue is my favorite artificial flavor.

Got meds for my pinched nerve on Saturday morning, worked a half shift, 2HG Commander tourney for a friend's bday which we won.

Today was just football watching, then some commander playing, which was good.

Pinched nerve is feeling better, uncomfortable but not painful anymore.

Solid 7/10 weekend

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Amareth Energy is doing the thing! I'm not going to win, but having 40 energy is neat.

Famous last words: "Okay I can make this 1-lander work"

I dunno if this is still good, but if anyone wants to try it, go for it.

First world problems: I don't want my team to play in the 1pm slot because I'll watch them to chat with a friend about the game rather than watch Red Zone channel, and I'd like to do both

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Seriously.

I love Lure and Lure effects. /Hank Hill voice

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

putting this on your timeline again

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM

PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK

DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

2-1 (2-1 / 1-2 / 2-1), 7th of 18 on tiebreakers at the Spider-man prerelease.

Blue/Black villains felt really good. All the other decks I faced were 3 colors or more. Lost to the guy who won it all; he opened 4 mythics including The Soul Stone, which I couldn't beat once he harnessed it.

Listening to the radio is awesome.

As a delivery driver I listen to the radio all day. Local sports talk mostly, but also actual sports. I'd hate to have to use CDs or my phone to do audio in the car.

Top left I think?

Killing it!

Magic the Gathering card Jackal, Genius Geneticist, a Human Scientist Villain

Magic the Gathering card Jackal Pup

While it's understandable, I'm a little disappointed that Jackal is not a Jackal, despite the type existing in magic already

Woke up at 4am to pee and, like a fool, checked the score of the football game I fell asleep watching, so now I'm awake for the day because that woke my brain up.

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Every time I think about a Walls/Defender deck

Bad news: went to the doctor for the first time in a couple years, got a pinched nerve and pain all down my left arm

Good news: I got weighed at the doctor and haven't weighed this little in probably about 15 years or more