MP for Doggerland

And if AI copyedits them then who is doing anything?

He's not been charged and this just gives him an excuse to say he won't testify in America.

I think there's lots more mileage in this news story as all he's going to do is hide in his big house in the private grounds and live his life of luxury. It'll take a lot to get him charged I think.

Have to say one thing about this 6-7 thing. It seems to be absolutely universal. I've seen countless kids of all nationalities do it. It's like Mr Bean, so simple it travels.

At this point in my life people are boringly banging on about pensions and stuff and I honestly don't think I'm going to retire. Katy's going to and she's got a good pension I think. I just don't think I'll stop until I have to (AI may take my job in the end I guess). I quite like working...

I think hefty is a clue. What could it be? Is it Herring vs food? Herring vs fish in which richard travels round the country's coast trying to catch all the fish and eat them in a cannibalistical orgy?

I think it would be slightly more than the number who don't even have a passport.

I'm sleep deprived because of this little monster. But I'll cope.

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround Special - Sunday 1st February 2026

The man formally known as Prince was in Our Price and not anyone else. @herring1967.bsky.social digging the royal dirt and piercing the bubble that was Randrew Andrew who no longer has 10,000 men.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIXC...

On balance I feel everything is.

But could you imagine how powerful God would be if he wanked before the gym...

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Friday 30th January 2026

'This isn't about God's cock!' screams @herring1967.bsky.social as he punctures the 'lamestream media'. Astonishing stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFn6...

More than how unpleasant he is what this and the video shows is that Pretti was known and targeted by ICE. They decided to detain him but waited until they had numbers and then adrenaline got so high that seeing he had a gun just made them execute him. Showing how psychotic and untrained they are.

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Friday 30th January 2026

Post-woke Mind Addled @herring1967.bsky.social Falls Into Ally Sloper's Clickbait Breast Trap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKVd...

YouTube video by Giorgos Koskinas New Model Army - Burn the Castle - Lyrics

Today we should be celebrating the killing of a king but there's barely a ripple of remembrance that we executed a tyrant because he was replaced by a tyrant. Still I think we should remember and rejoice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qal5...

That's daft, people deserve plaudits for doing nice things. Everyone deserves awards for making my life more bearable and a lot of comics do that. The comics industry is vast so there should be loads in the HoF.

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Thursday 29th January 2026

This is exactly as good as you'd expect. I mean it's pretty much up to you if you have high or low expectations about @herring1967.bsky.social but I'm a middle-aged white man who doesn't work in IT so I'm not the target audience and I loved it. It's a must watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfB...

Sometimes I cannot distract myself from the anxiety. I know what I should be doing, I know it's unreasonable, but still I feel it. It really is fucking annoying.

I'm fine but it's not a fun feeling.

Sometimes players leave your football club and it makes you emotional, Lucas Paqueta's been a star for us, wishing him all the best, he seems like a lovely bloke. I think he needs to go home for his mental health and that's understandable.

If anything says don't go to the Olympics then it's this.

The US tourist industry must be in meltdown.

YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic Welcome To The Occupation

Nothing fucking changes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARq...

"Everything nice. Just makes you fat. And I'm mad about that. Mad about that."

As Bob Mortimer once sang.

Beautiful sandwich.

Mine is the toasted on tiger bloom with bacon, peanut butter and cheddar filling. Proper toasted under a grill with loads of butter on the outside so the cheddar has time to properly melt. I can't have it too much as it's insanely bad.

'The Most Delightful Family Film.'

This is still an incredibly great film but it broke me as a kid, absolutely broke me.

'There's a dog loose in the wood!' Would have been a more accurate tagline.

I often think about that sliding doors moment in 2010 when he survived that plane crash not far from where I live.

Also Carry On Up The Brexit. We need to appeal to the age group to show them what an evil prick he is.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Chvrches
Sait Etienne
Curve
10,000 Maniacs
Throwing Muses

I'm glad to say there's loads more.

You're far too good at this fake annoyance schtick. I much prefer it when you strongly support right wing agendas.

I guess I like Rush more than Senna but they're both enjoyable. F1 I thought was a bit dull, which is not very good considering the subject.

I think the Drive to Survive series on Netflix is superb viewing. Whoever makes that deserve all the awards.

Fair criticism but I'm interested to know what one you think is.

We had batshit crazy stuff like Roobarb and Custard and Mr Benn, oh and Paddington. When we got American cartoons they were usually moralising poop. It's like the comics I had were 2000AD, The Beano, Asterix and Tintin (also Tintin had a good TV version). I liked Charlie Brown on TV though.

It's so sad what those pricks have done to the ultimate football competition. I've never been that bothered if England win it's just always such an entertaining few weeks of football and it's been fucked.