Emily

It’s ok. It’s all fucked up, you can get a respite.

Amazing. Next year, I’m making these

We definitely tipped wine into cups last year. We will be next door this year except for a brief pop out to the halftime show for HS football, which doesn’t respect holidays.

Wait. I want to trick or treat there. I should have made Jell-O shots to give out

Today is the last day of my interim week between old and new jobs, so naturally i was awake half the night after dreaming of work.

I am about to rip out stitches on a squid hat for easily the third or fourth time. I challenge AI to misjudge a head size so well!

Listen. I might have said once “take him out of the khakis and i bet he’s hot”, and i meant “if he wore something else”, but also i didn’t.

Infuriating that last-minute ladies like me have to resort to wildly expensive shipping to get fleece when we used to have fabric stores locally.

I’m all in on the dress. I’ve never been in on flares.

My daughter has me out here talking like I’m class of 2026 and not 1997.

I like to think they did it Hudson Hawk style, where they didn’t even use a real timer, but just had a song to guide their movements

yes. do it that way. happy birthday!

B fighting with autocorrect tonight: "Why the fuck would I say "feline"? When I have ever said something is still "feline"?"

One of the worst fits my older one ever pitched was around age six and was directly related to a flu shot.💜💜💜

This has just been a sleeping week or two. Good luck

This is a perfect order.

I relate to that!

You’ve got this. Two hours for laundry, two to pack, eight to sit in airport traffic.

We did consider that: the frontier flight to Denver at 6 something was an obscenely cheap flight but it was easier to persuade Wilder to drive us in the afternoon

You should probably just head to the airport now based on today’s traffic. Took us nearly two hours from Franklin. And i live on the close side of Franklin. Also i packed my bag thirty minutes before leaving so i can’t be relied on for travel tips.

I, a fully formed adult, just poured peroxide in my ear so I could extract the ball from my cartilage ring, which popped off the ring and got stuck deep in my ear canal, like i'm a toddler. I've been tucking my ears since I *was* a toddler, and I guess these rickety hoops I have now aren't suited.

Or even Pizza Middle-Aged Ladies but that lacks flow

Pizza Babes

the worst part (i hope) of changing jobs is picking new health care plans. I've been super spoiled with very well-priced and covered tech plans. Now it's like "new company's expensive AF options" or "B's weird AF vanderbilt three-tier options". Is it stupid to have two HDHP plans? it's all stupid.

you can't doordash this??

Bryant Terry also has several cookbooks that focus on Black food, but vegan, which could help. I will say he tends to use *EVERY DISH* in the kitchen, but his recipes are delicious.

This morning in scrum, I said "Thursday! Y'all know the worst thing about Thursday? We're just that much closer to Monday." So that's where my vibes are right now.

I have two separate bats, and have started describing them as “the impulse one” and “the one i actually wanted.” But i do still have to explain wanting bats, and i don’t love saying “the exterior doesn’t match the gothy interior”.

My defense is the reason I’m going to win my work league.

So well-lit!