Joe Lee Stopped ICE with Zoning

Gonna tell my kids these are the islands in the stream

Well I missed the race start because I thought it’s at 8am but I have an unofficial time of 21:26

The year is 2003, young smug Joe watching USC football for the first time: “Someone should tell the mascot he’s wearing a Roman helmet”
22 years later, out of the blue: “Oh, maybe he’s from the Aeneas faction of the Trojans. Makes sense now.”

My favorite game of “spot the invaders” while driving on I65 is finding me in suits driving a F150

Wait, protected bike lanes that are full car lane width? What wizardry is this?

New way to get to the wrong side of the river just dropped

Some neighborhoods have pizzas. Some has that and and a tapas bar and more

Oh.

Functioning public transit that is clean AF

Look at this delicious scallion pancake with eggs that costs a quarter from one of Taipei’s many night markets

Seafood that costs 2-3 US dollars that they’ll cook for you on the fly

Look at this terrible skyline from Taipei 101 looking over a domed stadium.

Asian cities are so gross

MFW jars of near-expiring mayonnaise wants “growth control”

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.

Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.

Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
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My wife was the celeb today lol

Your annual reminder that car traffic destroys businesses

I have it a double finger salute as I ran by

Did you guys know I was a devout catholic before I came to the US? These people turned me into an atheists.

We’re just not dying in sufficient numbers to warrant slightly denting cars

The only thing I know about Santorum is that it’s legal definition is “a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the result of anal sex”

We don’t have these things back home but I spent most of my high school years fighting our very strict uniform and hair style code. I pulled up a 1903 female teacher dress code on my teacher as a reverse uno card.

He means me

God Damn ICE hiding in plain sight

That’s like the capacity of a light rail PER HOUR

Well he'll have to hunt down Clark Kent and deport him back to Krypton

I’ll have to teach her how much that structure would cost if it were real when she comes home

Underrated comment

Definitely Car-paganda

Where’s my bus pass, @rollinhorton.bsky.social ?

“Council members on their phones the whole time”

Save your effort. It’s not gonna exist in 5 years

We’re not dying in sufficient number to justify the inconvenience we’re gonna put on poor drivers in 2-ton murder machines bsky.app/profile/curr...