jdesimoney

LMAO I would absolutely think the same thing.

I have never seen more men cry than in this Mariners playoff series.

No price too big, no corruption too small.

10 Things I Hate About You aka the Letters to Cleo gateway drug

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.

Ferry sticker: acquired.

Suarez spit on Gene, the long time head of Sounders security. Gene is the best.

Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene.

THEY HAVE MESSI BUT WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK

Hey ya know what would make the new Cracker Barrel logo less woke? If they released the Epstein files.

lol twoperman.

Right? Though idk if they even think it’s a novel idea, I think everyone in charge is just so nostalgic for the 50’s they’re like “everything was better back then.” Except no, it just seemed that way because back then you were a child and had no idea what was going on.

Or, to save on postage, we could just give people money to buy groceries with. 🤯

Imo the actual biggest grift is that all those marketing people spend 1,000+ hours in meetings talking about how to redesign the logo and end up with something that could be done in 5 mins in MS Paint.

Buses, subways, all types of public transit are not scary compared to a Chevy Suburban going 40 mph driven by a parent distracted because their kids are arguing in the backseat.

Good Enough Charlotte

a woman in a striped shirt is sitting on a couch with a man . ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is sitting on a couch with a man .

It worked!

This is how I flirt.

I know but… but… the hair 😭

Ooooh I’ve been wanting to read this. Stephen Graham Jones is 💯, I’ve loved his other books.

I’ve never wanted to go to Cincinnati before but now I kinda do.

Cincinnati huh?

The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.

I identify so strongly with this animal.

"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"

That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.

I mean, the more they strip federal services and funding the more we’re all going to wonder what the benefit of being in the union is.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Yesterday while making dinner my husband said “Did you hear about what happened with the killer in Idaho?” So I said “Yeah, so sad about the firefighters.” And he said “Oh, no, I meant the other one.”

Not great, Idaho.