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assistant prof in linguistics at swarthmore; phd in linguistics from u washington; sociosyntax; they/them or ey/em.

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i have enjoyed all the facts i have learned about eels so far!

26.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you, like me, do not care about advent, i can report that these also work great as motivation to do a daily task (my eels calendar is for physiotherapy exercises, and i got a previous year's frog facts calendar for doing the dishes :)

26.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes haha i figured

26.11.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know someone who's moving there

26.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Submit 2025 Words-of-the-Year Nominations The American Dialect Societyโ€™s popular 2025 words-of-the-year vote will be held during the societyโ€™s 2026 annual meeting in New Orleans, Louisiana. Nominations will be taken Thursday, January 8, 2026โ€ฆ

americandialect.org/submit-2025-...

26.11.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2&3

25.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dogs don't bark at parked cars" is an all-time great line

25.11.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 608    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i wish i had a way to record this shit, it's phenomenal

25.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pronoun espionage why i sometimes let people (especially bosses and doctors) misgender me so I can gain valuable intel

related blog post from a while back about why im kinda hypervigilant about the pronouns my doctors use for me
kconrod.medium.com/pronoun-espi...

25.11.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they need to make academic audiobooks. i want david to just read it to me

25.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

update: attending avoided pronouns successfully except for right when he walked in and asked me "are you kirby th-" like he was going to ask me if i was Kirby They. good enough lmao

25.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying an experiment where i explicitly tell the (resident/fellow) that the (supervisor/attending) is sometimes bad at pronouns before they go bring them in the room, so they have time to mentally prep themselves before potentially needing to do a correction

25.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same for literary studies. Non-tenure-track lit studies scholars I know you're out there and publishing articles and books. And if you're tenure-track and know NTT authors, let me know about their work! I can reach out and confirm that they're cool with being listed.

25.11.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think it is a clumsy rebuttal to transphobia that is trying to use pronouns as a cute shorthand for an idea that deserves full straightforward articulation

25.11.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think this is a pretty good explanation
bsky.app/profile/doll...

25.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good yes

25.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Innovations in Linguistics Education

Innovations in Linguistics Education is a new Diamond Open Access journal, is dedicated to the teaching of linguistics.

journals.ed.ac.uk/innovations

I'm really excited to see a new journal in this space!

25.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no

25.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually if you wanna be on this paper, hmu tbh

24.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think i need more context to know any of that but also, I KNOW RIGHT??? what is all of this!!

24.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am literally going to have to quote it in a future paper where im trying to work out what people are actually saying when they invoke pronouns and im so preemptively exhausted

24.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pronouns expert here! this made me leave my desk and lie down on the floor

24.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

pronouns mentioned

24.11.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Your Wrong

Introducing my new projectโ€ฆ Your Wrong (yourwrong.co.uk). Itโ€™s all about the language rules and judgements that appear in different forms of popular culture. Films, series, podcasts, music, books, even graffiti!

Iโ€™d love your help to find examples!

05.02.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i will report that these groups have been ridiculously fun so far btw. it is SO fun to get together with a bunch of linguists and just talk nuts and bolts of pedagogy, hear peoples' experiences, and contemplate why syntacticians are the way they are

24.11.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh! it's not a matter of "is this real or not" it's more like "is this something that i would have an easier time dealing with in a not-flipping-out state"

24.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a lot!!

24.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ohhhh theyre going to make you do some distress tolerance worksheets or something. rip (congrats)

24.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SynTeach Focus Group Interest Form SynTeach is a project researching peoples' experiences teaching and learning syntax in higher education. We have conducted surveys of the field including syntax instructors and students, and we are pl...

hey #linguistics peeps! have you ever taken (or taught) a syntax class? we want to hear your opinions (good or bad) about it! We're doing focus group interviews (on zoom, or in person at select conferences) - if you're at all interested, you can fill out our interest form: forms.gle/nhBtz78hQXNA...

24.11.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

americandialect.org/submit-2025-...

24.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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