The Notorious SJG

Holy moley, X-Men Arcade is finally getting a re-release?

A locked gate denying access to the local UPS center where Sean apparently does not have to work his usual sorting shift tonight, no doubt due to copious amounts of snow this morning preventing any drivers from going out on their routes in the first place. Which is honestly a blessing in disguise, because he's already tired and sore from shoveling said snow for half the freaking day.

Well that's one way to learn you've got the night off from work.

The good ol' original Legend of Zelda, on the NES my grandparents kept in their basement. I sucked at it though.

The first entry I actually owned for myself and really invested time in playing was Link's Awakening for Game Boy.

Did... did Nintendo add a VR mode to Tears of the Kingdom without me ever noticing? Or are you talking about some kind of mod?

...?! #DragonQuestIIIHD2D

Anyone know of any Xbox controller charging docks that use the bottom accessory port or an attachable dongle, instead of swapping out the battery panel for one with charging contacts?

I have the fancy new Doom one, and it has a unique battery panel that I'd rather keep attached to it.

BOOYAH, snagged one!

Trunks' "enhanced SS2" from the Super manga is like an almost-as-strong substitute for SS3.

And now we have Daima's version of SS4, which very easily can (and should) be seen as an incomplete, still-half-ape version of the real thing from GT.

Kind of interesting to think about.

Dragon Ball thought: I just realized that all of the classic-era Saiyan transformations have "false" or "incomplete" versions now.

NuBroli's rage-state thing is a "False" Great Ape.

Then of course there's False SS1 from the Slug movie.

SS Grades 2 and 3 are like prototype versions of SS2.

You never have to guess what your SO is thinking because you're part of the same hive mind.

Oh yes, so I've been told. Just need Valve to hurry up and release the Steam Frame...

I keep forgetting that I both already own SW: Squadrons on Steam AND have a good HOTAS setup now too.

How the hell does Opera still not have PWA support?

Forecast is calling for clouds. So many clouds. Clouds as far as the eye can see. ALL of the clouds.

Just like like all those times recently that the northern lights were allegedly going to be visible from my particular latitude.

"Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau? >"

Discord just gave me some sort of weird text-based test to verify my age?

See, they could have easily retained the Kid Rock audience for the Bad Bunny halftime show if they just (falsely) announced that all his dancer girls averaged at 15 years old.

A screenshot from Futurama featuring Dr. Zenus, the lazy scientist from an episode of The Scary Door, issuing a command to his newly-constructed robot. The image is overlaid with the text, "Robot! Form my stupid opinions for me!"

I just whipped this up, feel free to use it whenever some dingus tries to argue something with "I asked <insert AI here> and it told me..."

Oh cool, so as long as it runs well on the system then I can eventually buy a used copy.

Please tell me they can at least still release the new Steam Controller sooner rather than later...

Possibly the first time in his miserable life that he's ever even pretended to believe in getting consent.

Fuck Harry Potter.

Go watch Konosuba instead.

A screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation where the potential buyer of a Marketplace item is asking the seller (me) if they're interested in a "business opportunity."

Well this can't possibly go anywhere good.

Walmart also has a "chicken dipping sauce" that's damn near indistinguishable from Chick-Fil-A's namesake sauce.

Now if only they or someone else would make a bigotry-free version of the Polynesian sauce too...

The Simpsons "Do It For Her" meme transformed into a collage of screenshots and artwork of Leah from Stardew Valley.

#StardewValley

I've been waiting for MONTHS to catch this patient room at work unoccupied just so I could take a picture and make this stupid joke.

A numbered electronic door-side screen for patient room number 404 at a hospital, blank and non-illuminated indicating the room is currently unoccupied. It's not funny if I have to explain it.

"404: Patient Not Found."

Patches of snow inside a UPS trailer that my already-cold-enough ass has to spend the next 2+ hours loading.

WHY IS THERE SNOW INSIDE THE TRAILER

Seriously, fuck that guy and his whole MAGAt family.

With the possible exception of one of his granddaughters, who based on a self-righteously schamltzy "please pray for her to return to Jebus" post from a while ago, may have also wised up and escaped the cult herself. In which case, good for her.