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Thought I might get off early today bc any fucking idiot could see we are overstaffed and instead they asked me to stay later so that the closer can take the night off and as a broke bitch I obviously have to say yes but I was already crashing out and I might jump out of a plane w/o a chute

I need a bartending shift somewhere once a week. Help!

There’s no reason for the world to be such a shitty place but here we are living like this bc ugly men with small dicks think they’re useful

There’s no bread so I’m just going to eat the peanut butter out of the jar for breakfast

Yeah that’s the only reason I care LMAO

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This is just like so cool and I don’t have anyone to show it to. The sax is 🔥

Wait. Who coaches the Panthers?

I don’t have that pain though like it’s not a thing for me

My knee hurts actually really bad for no apparent reason and I just can’t deal with anymore shit

Thank you

I’ve never seen steel magnolias. Let’s do this.

Yeah that doesn’t count

Me either

😭😭

Do the Royals have any OF assists?

I knew the Twins were going to uncover the naked lady after ownership gave up on them

Throw a fucking strike omfg

Stop Sucking, Seth

All I ever wanted

Of course they are

Yes

JGuts says interesting things but his voice is so boring I can’t make myself care

God fucking damn it I’m going to lose my absolute shit

Happy Birthday!

Seth Lugo what the fuck

I hate my house and don’t want to live here anymore

😭😭😭😭😭

Why are they so fucking annoying?

There should be an app for people who only want to participate in booty calls no later than 6PM. I really need to be in bed by 9, so I’m going to have to decline.

I’m surely not that old