SpikyFloof

First day of high school is crazy.

You open the door to go outside and the heat just slaps you across the face. I’m ready for fall.

I will never be tweeting about any of that 😂

lol there was an amber alert that went off (missing child but she was found) and since my name is Amber I feel like I have to alert everyone.

🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨

Fuck my life

On a clear liquid diet today. I keep thinking of food to eat then remembering I can’t eat it and being sad all over again. If you need me I’ll be over here with my broth 😔

I listened to the podcast and bawled in my car.

Went to device pickup at the high school today. This shit is getting real now.

My ceiling fan has started making a wind up toy car noise. That can’t be good and my ceiling fan is life.

The inside of my ear is itchy and it makes me want to die.

I definitely yelled GAVIN out my window at the busses in front of sprint center as I drove past. I miss him 😩

Didn’t wear sandals for a bit walking around at the water park and I think I have second degree burns on the bottom of my feets.

I don’t wanna.

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I’m on vacation next week and have things to get done this week but my give a fucks are seriously lacking.

Little spiky floofs

@sasscarpone.bsky.social look at these porcupettes 😍

Saw my doc and I’ve lost 20 lbs and all my blood tests came back way better than 6 months ago. I think I deserve a giant Dr Pepper to celebrate.

Peanut butter vibing?

I drove over 100 miles today. Not even on a road trip or anything. Just back and forth all around the city. I’m ded now.

I want Waffle House, but I don’t want to go to Waffle House. Can I just have it in my bed?

We are the same age and I can’t even imagine having a grown ass adult child. My high schooler is plenty.

I’d happily plan menus (and get my hello fresh) if I didn’t have to clean anymore.

Getting the high school emails and it’s insane to me that I have a high schooler now. Where did my little baby go? 😩

Took him to our vet for a follow up. He still has a fever so we got more antibiotics. They only charged me $15 for the meds. I am so spoiled by my vet.

I passed out at like 8 last night and I can’t wake the fuck yo today. Did someone pump some sleeping gas into my house?

Why is insulin shots for a cat so much easier than giving them liquid and/or pill meds? 😩

Just watched a video where the dude pronounced “Graham” as “grey-ham” and I’m triggered.

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No meeting this week.