SpikyFloof

I remember when you posted about getting married. Has it really been that long?

That’s crazy it’s been that long.

Update: I didn’t go to sleep until 3:30 am and I feel like maybe this had something to do with it.

For anyone not on Twitter anymore I just found out Bubba Norris passed a few days ago. It’s so sad and I thought you guys should know.

I’ve been pretty meh about football so far this year but I’m pissed off today and I keep seeing clips and it makes me more angry.

You think it’s a Scorpio thing bc same.

They gave me coffee instead of chai, it was delicious still but I think a giant coffee + adderall might be bad. I feel like I’m vibrating.

We can beat anyone except ourselves 🙃

My heart is not in football condition. I think I’m having palpitations

I hate almost all of them.

Anyone else nervous for that extra point?

I wish we could get some tolerable announcers but we always get shitty guys 😩

Penalties fucking killing us 😒

Welp

I’m a big Thornton fan

Fuck it, Thornton down there somewhere

Pacheco back? 👀

I’m going to lose my mind.

Today is really Mondaying it up around here.

Why’s it still friggin 85 degrees outside in October? Give me my fall 😩

Test results say no cancer 🙌🏼 but still fuck cancer forever and always.

Update: this didn’t help. I googled. It’s fine. Everything is fine. I’m sure it’s fine.

Don’t google the test results that showed up in your file… just wait for the doctor to call and explain. Googling is bad. Don’t do it.

That’s fair.

Is this where your monkey hate stems from tho?

*see. Sorry, still a bit anesthesia’d 😬

Well I survived that part at least. Let’s say what the test results say 🤞🏼

Hey guys, I need some good vibes today if you have any to spare.