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She’s broken but she’s fun… #ChiefsKingdom

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This is the second time I’ve cried over this man’s death.

20.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALS is such a mother fucker. It’s sad how fast it runs through someone. 😔

20.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I very much don’t want to be awake right now.

18.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YouTube broke so my kid actually came and talked to me. It’s back now tho so they left again.

18.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This doctor office has a nice view.

10.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t think this post season could’ve gone better without us. Bills lost, Broncos loss and now Patriots shitting their pants to prove how much they actually suck and they had an easy ass schedule.

09.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤞🏼

09.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We went to a succulent workshop and my little succulent baby is so cute 😍

07.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😩 treat

06.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got a funnel cake and bbq truck for dinner. It’s great yoself Friday.

06.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The guy at Dutch Bros told me I have a perfect nose 💁🏻‍♀️

30.01.2026 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hugs

28.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I legit thought it was Wednesday until I just looked at the calendar and it says Tuesday. 😩

27.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My kid is going to be the death of me.

27.01.2026 03:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

🚨 ALERT 🚨

23.01.2026 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has this week been 3 years long or is it just me?

21.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was wishing there was a way both teams would lose and it kind of happened 😬

18.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I obviously wanted the Texans to win, but kicking their ass like that is like the cherry on top.

13.01.2026 04:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I asked my kid if they were going to eat with me and they said “no! My burrito eating process is very private” and now I’m wondering how they eat a burrito. 🤔

11.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Depends how it’s made tbh. If it’s 1 big tortilla folded I’d consider it a taco but if it’s 2 tortillas with the filling in the middle then sandwich

11.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is a quesadilla a sandwich?

11.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice.

10.01.2026 14:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You watch anything on Beta? That’s for the real old people like me 😂

09.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every film I watched in the 80s and 90s 😂

09.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve waited 10 years for a new Bruno album. It’s finally coming with a tour but he doesn’t come to KC and that makes me sad.

08.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t want to do today. I made a giant mistake on an order and I want to vomit.

08.01.2026 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was a kick

05.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn

05.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did they just say Kelce can block his butt off? I’ve been told he doesn’t block for a decade.

04.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep trying to grab it and realizing it’s not there again. It’s the worst. I have a new one coming tomorrow.

03.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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