Lennon Levari

A doe. A deer. A female deer. Could be a male for all I know. Not an expert on deer gender.

hormer simpson voice

When they just casually introduced Ava’s new boyfriend and it was professional wrestler Hook I almost fell out of my chair. Wife and I were discussing if it would get renewed. I need to see Georgia and Charlie as roommates.

Supermarket shark cake designed by someone who has definitely seen a shark before

The fish that saved Pittsburgh.

Bee on a flower

Bee on a flower

Fucking hell I meant Cardinal. I even did an image search to confirm. I was originally going to make a reference to Catholicism. No clue why I had Orioles on my mind.

Dog sleeping

Dog sleeping

Dog sleeping

Dog sleeping

Nap (v.1)
"have a short sleep," Middle English nappen, from Old English hnappian "to doze, slumber, sleep lightly," a word of unknown origin, apparently related to Old High German hnaffezan, German dialectal nafzen, Norwegian napp. In Middle English also "be sleepy, be inattentive or careless."

Post on a video about toxic boy moms that reads: “can we leave oedipus out of this. he didn't know it was his mom and then removed his eyes when he found out. his mom didn't know it was her son either and she removed herself from the planet when she found out. Hardly the same these women openly…”

The Oedipus defender has logged on.

Impeach Nixon etched into a sidewalk in Eagle Rock

I’m Peach Nixon

Gen z stare this. Gen z stare that. I’m care bear staring into the god damn abyss and do not care if anyone younger than me wants to acknowledge my existence. Go snorf an uncrustable ya pervert.

Deer under cedar tree

Raccoon peering out of eave

Neighbor in Pittsburgh let their dog come into my yard and it ate my favorite branch off my favorite tree and also their cat is nosy as fuck

I just got back from walking my dog.

show me a garden that's bursting into life

"Costco Flowers and American Wine" by Tariff Rain swept the CMAs last year I'm pretty sure

If you want more Crichton I remember liking Congo and The Andromeda Strain when I read them in high school

Elmo and the orange guy on Sesame Street

Black and white dog and cat on blue couch

Cowch

Graffiti art of a cute creature holding a knife that reads, “Fuck White Supremacy (u know who u are)”

hi phetz. hope all is well with you.

my favorite of the ninja turtles was named after him

A picture of the drama masks on the stage beneath it reads “How To Shut Down Office Drama With Four Simple Words”

“Shut the fuck up.”

Woman wearing a good feelin’ jacket

A kid from the ‘70s yelling “Come quickly ! My dad caught a fabulous fish.”

Listen here ya creep

being forced to live three more years by your own sperm is actually loser shit. couldn't be me.

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

Filing cabinet outside next to a cactus

It’s really sad when people let their cabinets roam outside like this. The negative environmental impact these guys have on local files is immense. You really gotta keep ‘em indoors. If they need time outside maybe try walking them on a harness.

Pretty dog sniffing me under a cafeteria table

Dog after having a pepperoni

Art school dog wanted a pepperoni so I gave them a pepperoni. Blessings to all art school dogs past present and future.

peebee herban pls save me

Squirrel on the ground

Squirrel in a tree

shits fucking nuts

cat getting ready to jump onto a chair

ahoy, good sir, how farest thou this fine day?