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Ryan, Perdido en TX

@ryanlostintx.bsky.social

I’m just happy to be here.

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Latest posts by ryanlostintx.bsky.social on Bluesky

We had our annual company party at a top golf like baseball batting cage place yesterday and I was absolutely crushing dingers but now both of my knees and shoulders have decided to rebel against me.

02.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same.

31.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I get the intent of being funny and I like having fun and I like to laugh but creating fake emails that could plausibly be from the files does more to pollute the already filthy water we’re treading and maybe we probably shouldn’t do that.

31.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s about that time to start clock watching.

30.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made an appointment to get a black cat neutered on Friday the 13th. Let’s see how this works out for me.

29.01.2026 02:48 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Them claws tho.

29.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A mirror will also be broken to mark the occasion.

29.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made an appointment to get a black cat neutered on Friday the 13th. Let’s see how this works out for me.

29.01.2026 02:48 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Selling a lot of heater parts for some reason.

27.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is correct. Old railroad city.

27.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This may be a uniquely Houston thing, but what do you call the roads that run parallel to the freeway?

27.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to listen to my dad and maternal grandpa talk to each other a lot when I was a kid.

27.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not meaning that to be bleak posting, the past will always repeat itself. But I do hold out hope that the people united will never be defeated.

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27.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The crawfishing will continue until they feel safe. Then its claws out again. These people have no principles, but will pretend they do if necessary. The enemy speaks kindly but carries a knife.

27.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Night of the Long Knives 2: Electric Boogaloo.

27.01.2026 02:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Night of the Long Knives 2: Electric Boogaloo.

27.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There will be no prosecutions. The brown shirts will end up being purged by their own party in the next phase of the party’s plan, the same way this happened the last time.

27.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2
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My mom: What time do you want to take your niece and nephews to the zoo next Saturday?

Me:

26.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 28    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Is Marjorie Taylor Green still alive?

26.01.2026 03:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Saw an online ad for a casket.
That’s the last thing I need.

26.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I hear they’re trying to make party rocking illegal.

26.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can post “Ted Cruz is a fucking coward” and people from the extreme edges of both sides will be chomping at the bit to jump off the top rope to agree. If you can be anything in life, don’t be like Ted Cruz. Have principles, defend your wife, and die with a clear conscience.

26.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I rally have to wonder if the current brown shirts have ever heard of the night of the long knives.

26.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Let me just say this: I’m in awe of the bravery of the people of Minnesota.

26.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think so tbqh. Kinda embarrassed about my original post if I can be honest here.

26.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Willing to admit that I got fooled by a non AI video here.

26.01.2026 02:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Yeah, I just corrected myself in my response.

26.01.2026 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brain may be cooked if we’re being honest here. Didn’t like the way the tires were moving but I’ve not had to deal with icy conditions much. No pun intended.

26.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Well then my brain is cooked.

26.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our representatives are cowards.
Our elders are distracted by jingling keys.
The youth can’t muster the attention to watch a whole episode of Tom & Jerry.
We’ve got miscreants wearing federal badges killing people in the streets.
Our leader is a pedoclepto piece of shit.

:-/

26.01.2026 02:16 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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