Ryan, Perdido en TX

A True Gentleman™️ opens the car door for his date, who happens to be driving them around on their date.

Joe Flacco is a handsome man.

they should just let the fans vote on which play to run out of the Madden playbook. couldn’t go any worse than this.

They’re calling the Field Goal Play when they should be calling the Touchdown Play. Disgusting.

Seems like a personal issue between this dude and God that he is making everyone else’s business for no reason.

Thine hang shall runneth over with abundance.

Just keep it the least gross as possible.

I love it when a plan comes together.

When I say I was fine. I didn’t shit inside of the jeep.

My beloved University of Houston Cougars are 7-1 and just beat a ranked team on the road. Eat em up, Coogs.

One time me and my friends drove from Corpus Christi to the border of Mexico and Guatemala on the pacific coast and we took no precautions and I was fine the whole time. It was at that point I thanked myself for eating at roach coaches through my adolescence.

GODLY TODDLER.

Or UH can just do that.

ASU just making dumb Hail Mary foolish moves. Kick the extra point. Kick off. Try to get a stop on defense. Now your down a point and down a possession and whatever time is taken off the clock and probably another FG.

If you can get past that initial shock to the system, you’re fine from my experience.

It’s not the water that gets you. It’s the vegetables rinsed in the water that gets you.

Sarah did San Miguel De Allende earlier this year. We are hoping to do that again and CDMX next year.

@dirtbagqueer.rocks my giant muscular toddler is finally starting to make hay.

That’s been the high point of the year. They literally are swarm.

Verdad.

ASU, YOU JUST GOT SCORED ON BY A GIGANTIC MUSCULAR TODDLER. GO COOGS.

:-(

My giant toddler is putting in WORK tonight.

They should make a 700’ tall statue of Pickle Rick.

I was looking for one from last time but it is unsurprisingly not at all focused.

We have a 6’7” 250lb tight end and he looks like a giant muscular toddler.

So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS?

OK 😒

I hope I’m never any part of an Eastern Promises style bathhouse altercation. Getting in a knife fight while your dick and balls are all out and flopping around seems suboptimal.

… and it only got 2 retweets? 😒

@miblogestublog.bsky.social I need you to see this atrocity and behold its glory the next time I do it.