Thneed Girl

IG story ready for whatever Lions vs Chiefs may bring

Sabrina Carpenter I have received the messages you have been leaving in your outfits

He’s announcing that he’s releasing a fragrance

Congrats Taylor & Travis!

Taylor Swift is rumored to announce that she is the new voice of Disney’s Orange Bird in partnership with the Florida Citrus Commission on the New Heights podcast this Wednesday!

Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham teasing something together, Donald Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, & Astronomer affair at the Coldplay concert

Someone at the nail salon has the John Pork ringtone

just heard this playing out in public & my soul left my body I fr started shaking

huh

Birthday cake in August but you were born 19th of June ✨📹 Happy 3rd Birthday sweet Garfield I’m so lucky you chose me to be your mom! 💚🐈

Chappell Roan wore this to perform at Primavera Sound on Muppet*Vision 3D’s final operating day btw

I have Muppet Courtyard Fountain plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

Life’s like a movie, write your own ending 🌈💚 RIP Muppet*Vision 3D we’ll love you forever 🫶

Ethel Cain, Sabrina Carpenter, and Addison Rae all releasing music this week and TRUMP AND ELON HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT THEM? God forbid women have anything!!!

Does anyone else’s cat nap in sport mode?

YES and everything they have access to, to even try to do this, has been enshittified now :( it’s sad for them!

I went to a “pop punk emo” show over the weekend & my main takeaway is that online fast fashion has absolutely ruined “alternative” style and clothing for Gen Z. The clothes are wearing them. I’m not trying to gatekeep but it looks inauthentic- like costumes instead of outfits.

*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts

So Taylor Swift confirmed Debut is fully re-recorded… idk seems like a good time to release You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)!

Just watched Saturday Night’s Main Event… now wait a damn minute!

WrestleMania 42 will now be held in a Denny’s

cause’ I’m too Alex
and then I’m too Minecraft Steve
you told me “mine some blocks” and then ask where’s the Enderman?
and I’m too Creeper
til I open my big mouth
I killed a zombie, is that not allowed?

sitting on his lap sipping Diet Pepsi (that I got from Panera with my Sip Club membership)

The refs at Backlash rn:

Happy Weekend ‼️

“New Pope selected on Trisha Paytas’s birthday while she’s pregnant with Pope Francis reincarnated has the same birthday as Malibu Barbie who is Queen Elizabeth reincarnated” is a sentence that is definitely NOT in the Bible

They’re replacing the communion wine with Malört

The Conclave just concluded proceedings which means it’s time for another episode of WHO WORE A THNEED! As usual we will be going through some of the Cardinals’ looks from the 2025 Conclave & rating them from 1-10 on the Thneed Scale- 1 being the least thneedy & 10 being the most

Do you really wanna know where I was April 29th

they should invent an Apple Watch that doesn’t look like an Apple Watch