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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

"Gone will be stoves, ovens and flat tops. Restaurant kitchens will only be a small closet with a microwave."

"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."

via @totter87.bsky.social

totodile ko-fi request!

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Nintendo Switch 2

FDA approved stamp

Nintendo Switch 2 has not yet received approval from the FDA, despite the console being out for months. This is because it isn't food.

they've got homophobia in their eyes ❤️💜

Comic. Bad Map Projection #194: Interrupted Spheres. To avoid the distortion inherent to a single flat world map, each continent is projected onto its own globe. [spheres of different sizes with a single continent on each]

Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres

xkcd.com/3122/

We believe e-bikes should be allowed on public transport, if: There is space on public transport. They are not e-motorcycles. ‘E’ Safety is enhanced through improved import regulations and compliance efforts. Helping customers to use public transport remains the focus of staff. E-mobility is recognised as a part of the public transport system, particularly in growth areas. Government – including data and monitoring – should be transparent to help taxpayers better understand the issue. There is a proactive rather than reactive approach to addressing this issue.

🚆🛴🚲We don't think a blanket ban of e-bikes and e-scooters from trains is the best way forward. A more nuanced approach is needed, addressing safety but not losing the obvious advantages for first mile/last mile connectivity.
Have your say: engage.vic.gov.au/pu...

The Pokemon Gold title screen with the Ho-Oh placeholder art from Pokemon TCG Pocket.

Ah yes just as I remember (I'm sure someone has done this already)

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

discs are fine, but chonky cartridges are where it's at

$51,000....

Thank you everyone

hello, could you bring one to me? I'm at home in Melbourne but you didn't say we had to be there :p

needed room for your name, obviously

Gator-Raid 🐊

#Pokemon #totodile #croconaw #feraligatr #ポケモンイラスト

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I can find nothing about the Greens 7th Lyons candidate except there is a speed cubing competitor by the same name. If anyone can confirm that the person who came 13th in the state speed cubing championship this year (3x3x3 cube) is now running for parliament, I would be grateful

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Happy Saturday!

Want an extra Lingthusiasm episode to listen to right now for free?

We've unlocked our very first bonus episode, about swearing!

when riichi heads see what the kinds of hands you make in amerijong actually are (look up "mahjong card" on youtube and you'll get someone running them down) they typically have a fatal heart attack on the spot

I set mine up then proceeded to play several hours of Mario's Super Picross on switch online

learning that Nintendo added all the NPC enemy characters as drivers entirely because some designer drew this cow art one day as a goof and everyone went "wait you're onto something here" has made my entire week

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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task

Gonna be racing NCNSW with @dactyly.bsky.social! the derust begins soon

why is bbq Dutch?