Steve Williams

I was smitten, but it may be the worst thing I’ve done in my life. She was also a Terrorvision superfan. I pretended to like them too

I pretended to like the Metallica album Reload when I was 17 because my girlfriend liked it. I’m sorry to disappoint. QT is talking nonsense tho

Peanut Rayu in the wild. Paris is just getting better and better

Robert Duvall was fucking brilliant in most things but I just want to throw a special shout out to his understated and unheralded turn as Frank Burns in MASH. An absolutely class actor RIP

Just paid €8 for two baguettes, 4 pastries, and a bunch of grapes. Paris wins. The UK is fucked. #ViveLaRevolution

Yeah it’s kinda goodfellas meets pulp fiction meets American Pie. Love that movie. Saw it in the cinema when it came out.

Maybe they do need to bring in relegation from the 6N. England could do with some time playing more second tier nations to get back to the greatness they once had. *said gently patting Austin Healey on the head*
#SCOvENG

I’m out tonight and I’m now sad about this. What a film!

TONIGHT. We shall eat good for #BeyondFriday with John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13. I will send out the link at 9pm. Trailers as usual from 10:45pm and film at 11pm. Go tell all your friends and enemies.

It’s Friday, it’s nearly 11PM. It’s Lenzi time

Class! Sorry I won’t be able to make this one mate. Long overdue night out tonight.

YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment Blazing Saddles | Official Trailer 4K Ultra HD | Warner Bros. Entertainment

#bootlegfriday kicks off 2026 with a classic comedy picked by @shanes88.bsky.social. Blazing Saddles is a western spoof from the great Mel Brooks with wonderful wit and rather problematic jokes. We'll see you cowboys this Friday at 10pm and please repost.

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The least noble profession there is really. Fuck landlords. Fingers crossed you get sorted soon 👊🏻

Good companion film for a broader look is The War On Democracy by John Pilger if you haven’t seen it

That’s a fucking great film. Very prescient choice!

This film is incredible. Shame the hashtag is fucked

#BeyondFriday

Wow. Top opening that!!!

#BeyondFriday

Happy #BeyondFriday
My current state of inebriation and tiredness means I’ve probably got 45 mins tops in me but I’m up for the challenge

YouTube video by Museu Terror Cemetery Man - 1994 - Legendado

Here is the link for tonight's #BeyondFriday CEMETERY MAN. See you in just under 2 hours for trailers.

RT to save a life!

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Chase away the January blues with some #beyondfriday horror. It'll be like a virtual city break to Italy.

Cemetery Man film poster.

Thank you @trevorkavanagh.bsky.social for the reminder (not the first time). For #BeyondFriday this week we are returning to Soavi and Italy with Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetery Man. A surreal and dark comedy horror. You do not want to miss this brilliant film.

TO THE TREES!!!!!!!!!

Trump planning how to run Venezuela

Is #bootlegfriday back this week?

Is the only quiz show where I’m not even capable of selecting a category. It is the exact opposite of my brain

Haul!

Ah man that properly sucks. He was superb in that season. The episode with the Duck was a low key masterpiece of TV. Just brilliant writing and a great actor

After a turgid run of absolute stinking Christmas films take time for a safe one and fuck me, this film looks like it could have been shot yesterday

But there are only a handful of very very good places normally

It’s all the bloody kids. The Gen Zers drank central London dry earlier in the year. There was a bit of a supply issue and you couldn’t get a pint in all of central London