Todd Draper

Fine, I’ll give in and do dry January starting tomorrow

Yep. A few days after the awards show in Atlanta.

And then Bruce opened his next show saying “I’d like to thank absolutely fucking nobody”

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Stephen A. Smith can eat an entire bag of dicks, choke, and die.

Tears of joy, maybe

What’s your sign?

"But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?" "Because," said the Lord, "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers."

@pbs.org FYI, the streaming version of the latest episode of Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Television (“Easy Enchiladas”) has an error. Around 15:35 the video distorts for a bit and the audio goes out for the rest of the episode.

You’re a moron if you believe that

I fucking hate Paul Finebaum so fucking much that if I was locked in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Finebaum with a gun and only two bullets I would shoot Finebaum twice.

I want to see Paul slowly torture to death, but here we are

Lincoln Riley is the absolute worst piece of shit in college football. Go murder another brisket, little bitch.

The same players who voted to decline the invite?

From Russia With Apathy

Forget the past, you cannot change it.
Forget the future, you cannot predict it.
Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

I’m really trying to imagine anything softer than USC, but I’m coming up blank.

#GoIrish

Like hell they did. ND should have been ahead of Oklahoma too.

Typical Miami utter lack of class

I see where Miami is being the small, classless little bitches they always have been.

I hope you all die in a hurricane, you absolute pieces of shit.

Someone suggested that a good way to let go of your anger toward people is to write letters to them and then burn them. My question is: Do I keep the letters afterwards?

I really hope there’s not a limit on the number of accounts I can block

You could start for last year’s national runner up, the team that beat the SEC champions. Who went 10-2 this year. Yeah. Sure you could. Get the fuck out.

Justified

The players voted to refuse the bowl invite, which you could have found out with like two seconds of googling.

I can tell you that the ND administration is absolutely furious over the ACC’s actions. See the AD’s comments today about “permanent damage” to the relationship. People like him choose their words carefully. What becomes of it, we will see.

Fuck off

You’re soft and cowardly and fucking bad at your job. Die in a fire.

Wilbon can eat an entire bag of dicks, die, and go straight to hell. I never want to hear a single damn word that fucking asshole has to say. If he was on fire on the side of the road I wouldn’t stop to piss on him.

The CFP committee in 2026, probably: Well, Alabama finished 5-7 with four blowout losses but they’re in the SEC and actually managed to have positive rushing yards in six of their games, so they are the number 9 seed.