Lisa B

A Warnstreik on Monday meant the last Pre-Bac exams were moved to yesterday at our school. Too much risk that kids wouldn't make it on time, or at all (kids come from a long way away to our school).

I'd check in with the UN about their "end world hunger" plan and fund that. Then move to housing and education. No one person needs that much money.

I finished Zeugniskonferenzen late last night and haven't watched The Muppet Show yet. I am SO excited.

It fucking can you fucking psychopath.

Go. Do. Good.

Fucking narcissist crybaby idiot loser muppet.

A trillionaire whining about being unhappy. Cry me a river.

Oh that's brilliant.

Man I need to listen to BFF again.

No limits by 2Unlimited is a good one to break into.

"No sank you!" To sunscreen. At least it was a polite refusal?

This one is for parents whose child is hungry but fussy.

Also "For those of y'all who wear fanny packs"

It looks like there's parmesan on it too, that might swing in its favour.

This looks amazing 😍

I think M would maybe run away from home if I made it 🤣

My Kindergarten teacher did this. Bless her!!!

I was assigned to present on malaria in high school biology circa 1995. Asked to swap to ebola. Was refused. Was very annoyed.

A photo of a kitchen bench with an Omnipod 5 insulin pump in its package, three alcohol wipes, a small green paper bag with white polka dots on it, a can of adhesive removal spray, a vial of insulin in its little orange silicone protector, and a box for a Dexcom G7 continuous glucose monitor.

It's a pod change day!
It's a sensor change day!
It's a ✨combination pod and sensor change day✨!
The G7 CGM lasts 10 days. The Omnipod lasts three. So every now and then the stars align and A has both on the same day. She's a champ. (She's also home with a respiratory virus 🦠)
#T1D

Ditto plantar faciitis and tinnitus

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fund research on menopause you cowards

Jesus Christ. I have acne again for the first time in decades, I have barely slept in the past *waves hands* however long, I'm still limping after six months of excruciating plantar faciitis, I don't wear makeup... How the fuck is a lipstick going to put out the dumpster fire that is perimenopause?!

My fifteen year old sings the alto line and I sing the soprano line when she has the CD on in the car.

I like their Biryani recipe!

I work at a European School and my British colleagues were devastated by it.

Oh that's a shame - I'm in the EU and think your work is beautiful.

Bahahahahaha my husband came out to me all sweaty and upset... Reminded him we had baked beetroot the day before 🫜

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

Pretty sure I have the feet and heels!! Schachenmeyer?

Ah okay. My gym did too but many people didn't use them 😬

If he left his towel, report him. He has no intention of wiping down the weights benches. Ew.

Then as an English teacher there's the magic "e"... And I knit and crochet so absolutely think of that wistfully every time I mention it in class :)

I hate salads as well, but I do enjoy roast veggie "salads". I made a green sauce with avocado, lime juice, coriander and garlic to have with it.