Dave

If he’s not holding your door or chair, it’s okay. My dad said men with small dicks have never learned to hold anything meaningful.

SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society

my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.

[pic of melania] "Okay, I admit. This is by far the best horror movie I've ever seen. ever I almost threw up three times during the movie." Stephen King

Brent Hennrich @bhennrich.bsky.social

My expectations for 2026 were low, but holy fuck!!

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MacBook Air. Great battery life and comes with apps like Pages, Numbers, and Keynote so you don’t need to buy Microsoft Office.

YouTube video by neilyoungchannel Neil Young - Ohio [Live At Massey Hall 1971] (Video)

🎶 What if you knew her and
found her dead on the ground?
How can you run when you know? 🎶
RIP Renee Nicole Good 😢💔

Trump wants to expand the Pentagon budget to $1.5 trillion, weeks after it failed its 8th audit in a row.

Meanwhile, his admin has worked to cut over $500 billion from core government programs like Medicaid and SNAP over claims of fraud.

I know someone who got a case of yersinia from mishandled tofu that inflamed her intestines so badly they were punctured.

If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

Trump’s DOJ Wants Your Data Donald Trump and the Republican Party know that they are likely to be voted out of power in November 2026. The tools they are counting on to prevent this are the same ones being deployed by the larges...

Donald Trump and the Republican Party know that they are likely to be voted out of power in November 2026. The tools they are counting on to prevent this are the same ones being deployed by the largest technology companies: big data sets and vast computing power.

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

It’s not Kirkland brand but Costco does sell health insurance.

sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar

Oh. My.

@roastedryebread - i keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and ijust cant believe i live in a time where i am getting my servant robots names mixed up

Thou shalt not disturb my peace without espresso.
HEBREWS 4:20.

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@cornonthegoblin - [calls my sister while babysitting sitting her kids] are they allowed to smoke inside

@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social