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Well I’ll bet Winnie the Pooh won’t be at all happy with this breaking news.

The Ev might have a different band in charge but the song remains the same. Everton’s board sack Sean Dyche the day *after* their top target, Graham Potter, signs for West Ham? I don’t hold out much hope for the piss up they’re arranging in the Winslow.

Trying to get the Liverpool v Manchester United game called off over a bit of snow? Gang of fucking fannies.

Call me old fashioned, but I think The Lord’s Day should be about young white girls singing and praying to God for victory in a white supremacy race war.

And who they leak stuff to. Remember only a couple of months ago they were leaking to their mates in the press about Klopp being a control freak? They’ve done it since Shanks days.

Nah, I don’t think a good journo and a proper red like @sachinnakrani.bsky.social would have linked to it if he thought it was speculative bullshit.

The Guardian screenshot about Trent Alexander Arnold

I’m already getting wound up about Liverpool rejecting a bid from Real Madrid for Trent Alexander Arnold in The Guardian. We hardly ever spend any dough, so how can improved contracts for Mo Salah, Virgil Van Dijk and Trent break LFC PSR rules? Stinks of a leak from the club.

Remember when Liverpool were at their lowest under Hicks and Gillett? Well it looks like Manchester United have got their very own Portuguese Roy Hodgson when they signed Ruben Amorim.

Nice to see that Liverpool are 6 points clear of the combined forces of Manchester United and Everton, and level with Manchester City and Leicester, with a +42 goal difference and 19 games in hand.

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I can’t believe you’d let the chicken and spinach get in the way of eating 2 a day of the 4 main food groups.

She’ll have to wait a bit. The transfer window doesn’t open until Wednesday.

Remember that time Gabriel injured himself and had to get subbed in the 70th minute trying to foul Darwin, Saliba was suspended because of a needless red card, and the press tried to make us believe they were on the blower to Martin Keown and Tony Adams to solve their injury crisis?

So Everton draw with Man City, draw with Chelsea, and draw with Arsenal. If Liverpool win the league this year, we’re really gonna have to think of something nice to thank the blues for all their help. Maybe a £100 provi cheque?

You know in Home Alone 2 where Kevin lobs halfies off the roof and they smash Marv’s mush in? Well I hope that happens to this cunt. For the rest of his life.

Good lads! It was my wife’s birthday today. She’s never had a birthday prezzy wrapped in anything other than birthday paper, never had a red, white or gold flower off me on her birthday, and there’s no Christmas songs or Christmas shopping allowed. Nothing except her birthday matters today.

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The saddest part of the story is that a bear died.

Aside from the bear living, the only way that story could have had a happier ending is if it took another one of the cunts out with it.

😂😂 Yanks everywhere going “what’s the difference between a Texan and a texan?”

You’re already a bunch of texans.

Cliffhanger was a descent film.

“In a world marked by profound injustice, in which elites can’t be trusted, and in which you can only rely on yourself, there is plenty of room for vigorous competition and, ultimately, violence.”

Fucking steady on there Craig. The lad’s done good but there’s no need to go overboard and do drastic stuff like that.

Honest to god, I just had to check the team sheet to see if he was playing. Any time is good to have a go at a United player, but I was thinking, why are these slagging one of their subs off for? I thought he was arsing around warming up or something.

Watching Manchester City v United. Rasmus Højlund puts his head against Kyle Walker like he’s a proper hard case, who falls on the floor like a fucking fanny.

Not a scientific study, but 99% of Premier League footy players are shitbags who’d get sparked in any boozer if they tried that shite.

I see David Coote got spotted at the LFC Liverpool staff Christmas party at the cathedral.

I mean, we saw exactly what happened in America just now. I’m just not sure you did. Because if you did, you might have looked at the words you’d just typed and thought “oh, well this is an extremely fucking stupid thing to say” and deleted it. But you didn’t.

I usually stick up for any Maccas, but you need fucking legging coming out with shite like that.

Remember it well. That poor cricketer tied himself up in Notts that day.