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Justin Melillo

@cybren.bsky.social

Award winning sandwich artist. Expert wifeguy. Likes a good quality pen. Dr. Pepper enthusiast. Immune to propaganda.

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what a precious little angel…

16.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am, so very often, taken by fantasies of Lincoln sending the army to put down the Mormons instead of terrorizing the indigenous peoples of the west

16.02.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why Milton included sixty three pages of just the words β€œbut thou must” tbh

16.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about the guy from Bakshi’s wizards

16.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t it fun how commonwealth and republic are the same word but not

16.02.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" scriptβ€”we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

16.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5333    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4

As a current public defender, for over a decade, I cosign everything here.

We absolutely have a two-tier justice system. I've had clients convicted of non-violent misdemeanors get more jail time than dozens of people in the Epstein files.

15.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

14.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12933    πŸ” 3951    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 40

Hey I’m not an influencer so I’ll graciously accept 60k to shill your bullshit

13.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well like 3/4ths of those things permeate the modern fantasy (especially fantasy gaming) space now, so, yeah kinda

13.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I recall reading that this is kind of why rich burlew named his personal website β€œgiant in the playground”

13.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

help Allison and I will fist fight one person of your choice (provided it is sanctioned by a state athletic commission or you live in one of those insane jurisdictions that allows voluntary mutual combat)

11.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boosting before I sleep.
Help me get some movement on this overnight~

Anything helps! Thaaaaanks!

11.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Like shanks looks sooooo bad

11.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I think you’re also overrating the costumes and sets in your first post but I’ll take what I can get

11.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah uh can we please stop saying "discourse" when we mean "somebody said some wildly out-of-pocket shit about somebody else"

11.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Veerender, I love that you have good taste because I was pulling my hair out seeing so many people speak positively of this show.

11.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we must imagine sisyphus as a live service looter shooter with collab events

11.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

My local convenience store actually doesn’t stock my preferred plain chip (ruffles). It’s really INconvenient in my personal experience 😀

11.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7065    πŸ” 2555    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

Idk if he’s benevolent more than just incompetent at being fully evil

10.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The actual answer is almost certainly the internet pulling the bottom out from the industry forcing most people to be self employed and largely selling a persona for public consumption, but also I think that they should start doing ones with stories again

10.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learning about how someone from a forum i posted at for the better part of a decade and change tried to start a cult and mostly wound up being a pastor who provided genuine emotional support for troubled people that were susceptible to being recruited into a cult

10.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I took two of these 100mg mini bars once and genuinely, full on tripped… like actual closed eye visuals

08.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That lower tolerance never lasts as long as I want…

08.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

By that point the ban was lapsed, as I read it

08.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would it be obvious for a collaborative project built around weird ideas multiple people all contribute to.

07.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of tweet reading β€œdiscrimination in the comic. Calling Krakoa an Israel allows them to demonize oppressed people for finding their own land instead of engaging in the nuance of what the nrakoa era is saying” with segment that’s very clearly just verbatim Israeli hasbara highlighted

Screenshot of tweet reading β€œdiscrimination in the comic. Calling Krakoa an Israel allows them to demonize oppressed people for finding their own land instead of engaging in the nuance of what the nrakoa era is saying” with segment that’s very clearly just verbatim Israeli hasbara highlighted

Like what do you mean oppressed people deserve their own land…

07.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said this over on twitter but I gotta say, as someone who hasn’t read the comics, every β€œno, really, krakora isnt meant to be read as inspired by isreal” argument just kinda… doesn’t work for me

07.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing to remember is that investors are stupid

07.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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