Foxtrot Tango

There is not a single unbrown spot on her nose.

Wait until they find out about Jesus and the prostitutes. That one will blow their fucking minds.

Once we get Ray's Fried Chicken franchises up north, there is no reason to venture below the Mason-Dixon line ever again.

This happened in Minneapolis after the George Floyd riots. But don't worry. The minority communities in the city will continue to be overpoliced.

“I would make the most beautiful, handsomest corpse you ever saw, a lot of people say so, everybody is saying it, really. Hard and cold as Lincoln bathroom marble, like a long doorstop. Lovely word, doorstop; I made it up to describe a thing you put by a door to hold it open, it’s very popular.”

We are $38 trillion in debt. Liquid, my ass.

No, approval means that investors want to keep propping up Musk so he can continue promoting global fascism.

Amen.

Lettuce not pepper our prose too much.

Bob Dylan Center.

Tulsa’s is only 3 years old.

Nothing says anti-communist like the color red.

Fascist billionaires will keep Tesla afloat so they can keep Musk out in the public eye cheerleading for fascism.

I've not read any of the victim accounts except through news reports and such, but I was in the news business for ten years and had to report on some nasty stuff myself, including a child sex ring run by a group of parents.

I think Ted's crystal ball is on drugs. Nobody is talking about nominating a clearly ineligible candidate except Republicans. Also, the frontrunners are Pritzker and Newsom but it's very early.

I can imagine a lot of sick shit those fuckers might have done and I don't know if that speaks worse of them or of me.

I already have restraining orders for anyone trying to illegally enter my home. One is a 9 millimeter restraining order and the other is a 12 gauge restraining order.

This is how old I am...

To the Batmobile, lets go!
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed.
Roger. Ready to move out.

Blood pressure at home: 130/70
Blood pressure at clinic: 165/95
I see one important variable.

Time traveling communists were obviously behind Zohran's win last night. No other explanation makes sense.

Lest we forget, thus is also a win for public campaign financing, and that can be replicated.

We don’t win by converting independent and conservatives voters, we win by making new progressive voters.

As corrupt as SCOTUS is, it has more allegiance to Big Business in general than to Trump personally, I think. Trump himself is not buying them luxury RVs and trips to exotic resorts.

Obama was like winning the Civil War. Everything since has been the surrender of Reconstruction and rise of Jim Crow.

This is how Big Brother says "bend over."

Late boomers had it best. Our older siblings did all the work and took all the heat and we enjoyed the benefits. They burned draft cards, we never had to register. They went to jail for smoking pot, we got a fine. They burned their bras, we got halter tops and string bikinis.

There's on less mean prick in the world today. That's may statement.

Social media market: Here are two equally unappealing buckets of rancid shit, which one do you like best?

They can’t be reformed. They have to be removed.

Trump fucking the flag is the perfect ornament for a MAGA Christmas tree.

“Irrational exuberance.”