“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.

Does it count if I just point at him and wail "BEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"? Because I think it should count.

Yesterday was incredible. The official count is in — 5.2 million people joined the #HandsOff protest nationwide. So many are asking: what’s next? Mark your calendars: 4/19 is the next nationwide day of protest.

"Functional" is such a bold word in this context.

I would say TIL but having read several wikipedia articles to understand this joke, I now feel orders of magnitude stupider. A+ evening, would read again.

That is truly ridiculous and how do I write a letter of recommendation to support this silliness.

Fingers crossed for you. And absolutely not just because I'm very excited to see what a less practical car would be.

the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.

it’s tardigrade boy winter. we’re in suspended animation

You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're close in on Kirk on the bridge in his ecto-cooler green uniform. He's standing and looking forward with slightly furrowed brow and concentration. Closed caption reads, "Now turning to the world of sports."

a woman is laying on a couch with a box of chocolates in her hand . ALT: a woman is laying on a couch with a box of chocolates in her hand .

Big Elle Woods energy.

I think we need a Batcat right now.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
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How are you fighting? Where have you positioned your physical body? Are you at the doors of USAID? What beyond social media posts and votes are you committing to? Please tell us.

Two short haired black cats snuggle together in a cat bed on a window sill

Cheers to your new Toast and Beans, from my own Toast and Beans (pictured: Beans on Toast)

Secret Service Agents — Not ICE — Denied Entry At Chicago School Despite Initial Reports, CPS Source Says CPS officials initially said agents who identified themselves as ICE arrived at Hamline Elementary in Back of the Yards Friday, but it was actually Secret Service agents looking for an 11-year-old who...

The fact that it was Secret Service, not ICE, going after an 11-year-old is not, in fact, better. blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/24/i...

Raccoon moodboard 🦝