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@jv8p.bsky.social

Same mostly harmless tax nerd, cynic & petrolhead; same character-lite handle. Occasional music & cat content.

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๐Ÿ’” Such awful news to have to share. You know our thoughts are with you all.

10.08.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About twice as many people at Solihull Moors versus Forest Greeen Rovers (1568) as at all the anti-asylum protests at Saturday. It was one of a dozen non-league games in the 5th tier of English football.

Many more people at Charlton v Watford today (21,178) than at all asylum protests all summer

09.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Are they not supposed to last longer than that? (Though I suppose that would be another factor in their declining popularity)

09.08.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About half way through the summer holidays now and sharing this again for any parents / carers whoโ€™ve missed this - a thread of TOYS you can make with your children from scrap materials

09.08.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

How on earth do you find all this stuff out? Surely youโ€™re on the other side of the big ditch to the primary sources, and I canโ€™t believe itโ€™s all been digitised already? (Secretly hoping you make repeated trips to the UK and I can buy you a pint* some time)

*Of eels, obviously.

09.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No sympathy; you brought that one upon yourself.

08.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

80 yrs ago โ€œcomputerโ€ probably still meant โ€œa woman who does calculationsโ€; mainstream association with binary electronic machinery wouldnโ€™t have kicked in until well after WWII. But the fallacyโ€™s certainly been around long enough to do significant harm - since the 1970s at least; โ€œliving memoryโ€.

08.08.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another stunning @nyogb.bsky.social concert. Even if I did spend the first 30 seconds visualising the floor pan of a red Ferrari; never saw Star Wars at the cinema, but saw Ferris Bueller (twice, and no idea how many times since on VHS and DVD).

08.08.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t Octopussy derived from short stories, and I canโ€™t imagine they didnโ€™t then do a book of the film?

08.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A view across reed beds to trees on the skyline and a clear blue sky. Long evening shadows stretch across grass in the foreground and a small group of teenagers dressed all in black are walking along a path in the reeds.

A view across reed beds to trees on the skyline and a clear blue sky. Long evening shadows stretch across grass in the foreground and a small group of teenagers dressed all in black are walking along a path in the reeds.

Can think of worse places to be on a Friday evening.

08.08.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not quite.
They put a mug full of water with a teabag in it into a microwave; thatโ€™s not making โ€œteaโ€, itโ€™s perpetrating a Sirius Cybernetics Corp grade of beverage.

07.08.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness we did when they tried making tea with an entire harbour full of cold salt water. But tbh I think weโ€™ve got them back with Colmans Mustard now anyway.

07.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kidsโ€™ school (which has way above average music provision) takes over a local venue twice a year for open mic night and the sound crew there are blown away by the number, standard and variety of bands and soloists. But itโ€™s not the kids that are unusual, itโ€™s the opportunity they get.

07.08.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any of you lovely piston-powered lot in with the 'Monster Truck" crowd?
I've learned that my colleague's son is obsessed with them and they camp at Santa Pod every year for the annual Monster Truck thing. Hoping I can find a way to set up a special intro/get a close up look at a truck or something

06.08.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this the jumping off point for a โ€œKeir Starmer has been clonedโ€ conspiracy theory? Or has that already been done?

06.08.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'When she's at the gig, she'll take her car,
and she'll drive us home, if there isn't a bar...'

Doors: 7:30pm
Selma French: 8:00pm
Teenage Fanclub: 9:00pm
Curfew: 11:00pm

See you all down the front...

06.08.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume someone has done the line about how if they get into a fast enough rhythm of furl and unfurl it also has VTOL capability?

06.08.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prohibitions are not spells.

Law is not magic.

When you prohibit a thing, all that means is the thing may be attended by different legal consequences than before.

The thing is not extinguished by a mere prohibition: it can continue but in a different way with different (and unforeseen) effects.

05.08.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 501    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

The EU got caught between a rock and a hard place on this - preventing geolocation exploitation by MNEs combined with pan-EU consumer protection around eg warranty provision effectively drove some SMEs out of online sales as they couldnโ€™t distinguish potentially ruinous warranty exposure.

05.08.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have had similar in another sphere - the ability to have frank discussions and develop reasoned positions based on exploring stuff which might be susceptible to misinterpretation (especially if quoted out of context) is beyond valuable.

05.08.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something something โ€œevidence-based policy making vs policy-based evidence makingโ€โ€ฆ

05.08.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œโ€ฆand in todayโ€™s special, umm, 30 second long editionโ€ฆโ€

05.08.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Iโ€™d not have any issue using it in public presentations etc, but the instant youโ€™re into anything under Chatham House Rule or confidential itโ€™s an entirely different matter)

05.08.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve started getting meeting invitations which specifically preclude their use, and warnings from at least one organisation that theyโ€™re monitoring for them and will automatically kick anyone found using them. (Not sure how that technology works, but sounds useful)

05.08.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ISTR someone did a size comparison to WWII tanks a couple of years ago and thereโ€™s stuff on the roads with a bigger footprint than a Sherman tank, which seems unnecessary. (Also more recently a โ€œthen vs nowโ€ which showed engine bays swelling while the load deck has atrophied)

04.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remembering John Cooper Fitch, born #OnThisDay in 1917, who raced 2 #F1 GPs, won the #MilleMiglia, took 3 class wins at Le Mans, won races all over the world, & whose #NewYorkTimes obit (written by Douglas Martin; see screengrab) starts with about the best intro Iโ€™ve ever read.

04.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Getting my ideas across in 300 characters is an incredibly good discipline. But developing them in the first place involves thinking, talking, arguing, listening and explaining. None of which is written down.

03.08.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I might have asked this before, but:
We're off to Bridlington for a week shortly. If you have any suggestions on what we might want to do, I'd really love them ๐Ÿ˜Š
We're already planning on Bempton Cliffs, Sewerby Hall, a day in Whitby, plenty of time by the sea, Bridlington Spa.

03.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Racing car taking a corner with trackside banners for Zoom all over the place

Racing car taking a corner with trackside banners for Zoom all over the place

Good to see Formula 1 management employing subtitles at races ๐Ÿ‘

03.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare
By Associated Press
UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET
SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

02.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10699    ๐Ÿ” 2295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

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