Stephen Harrison

Maybe CANDICE-MARIE can rustle up something for you from the LEFT-OVERS…

If YOU is doing #PrisonTime for that “joke” at least NYDER has abolished “slopping out” and ensured all CELLS have proper facilities…

Maybe GLOW from a CAKE with 431 CANDLES on would show HIM off better?

THEM has always had an aversion to BUTTONS since them discovered one of DAVROS’S favourites…

APOLOGISE to him. Say if him and his friends turn up to the BBQ and weather is a bit COLD, you will bring some nice BLANKETS to keep them warm.

Summon PROPER FIRST DOCTOR. Him can administer JOLLY GOOD SMACKED BOTTOM and restore balance in the Universe.

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HIM should UPGRADE to ChatWOTAN.

Quick. Order this on same day delivery…

THIRD DOCTOR pulls a similar TRICK. HIM only crosses ONE HEART NOT BOTH, so him says him’s promise not to BLAST you in the face doesn’t count.

CAREFUL who you bump into in DEPARTURE LOUNGE…

Me guessing that NIAGARA is codeword for a NUMBER ONE. Does him have different codeword for a NUMBER TWO?

You could ASK ADRIC for some TIPS on how to become a POPULAR, WELL-LOVED ASSISTANT.

My favourite tracks on this one were “TARDIS door opens”, closely followed by “TARDIS door closes”.

FOURTH DOCTOR had ran out of BEER and FAGS money so him and his mates offered a good price for the job.

Me thought plots of ‘Thursday Murder Club’ were preposterous, but OGRONS living long enough to get into RETIREMENT HOME takes the biscuit. But if it’s popular enough for second series, THIRD DOCTOR is already touting for a part.

Before you part with any dosh, start a crowdfunder: “New togs for TOG”.

Cheer him up with some treats…

YOU both need a course at the THIRD DOCTOR’S recently opened INTERGALACTIC INSTITUTE FOR PEACE AND RECONCILIATION. HIM teaches all his classic DIPLOMATIC TECHNIQUES, though most end up with VENUSIAN AIKIDO moves.

The completist in me struggled with U and X but suggests
Q - Quill
U - Umbreen
X - Xiaolian
Y -Yartek
Z - Zaroff

THIRD DOCTOR has CRASHED BOSS. HIM wanted an A.I. RENDER which HIM could use to HARASS OGRONS 24/7, but BOSS got stuck in RECURSIVE LOOP trying to complete the NOSE.

Tell DAVROS there is an important MORAL in the story. It shows what happens to DALEKS when DAVROS is not in direct command and when OGRONS are excluded from raiding party and left behind to do the washing-up.

Good point: with 90% ACETATE and 10% NYLON, no plants or animals were harmed in manufacture. Bad point: when LEG RUFFLES come into contact with DALEK STATIC ELECTRICITY them artificial fibres will SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. Suggest test on UGGO first, tell him burgundy one matches his bloodshot eyes.

THIRD DOCTOR claims him was not drunk. HIM says General RAVON spiked his drink and made advances. But just before him PASSED OUT him told RAVON to back off…

Good job them is not SCANNING BRAINS for MENTAL AGE VERIFICATION.

Don’t SPOIL his day by telling him EMPEROR DALEK is performing on PYRAMID STAGE with SPECIAL GUEST who is getting £20 per autograph.

He also narrated PIFs warning about letting your kids wander the streets around Bonfire Night, the dangers of driving recklessly in fog (equated to being eaten by an alligator) and (less gruesome) not clogging up A&E with minor ailments (also starring Brian Glover as “man with a cut finger”).

In the ROGUE’S GALLERY section, this portrait has pride of place. Me bet it took more than TRAPPED WIND to cause that EXPRESSION…

Me can only think time has been less kind to CRISPY MASTER, OMEGA and maybe THE GREAT INTELLIGENCE. Still, PERSONALITY counts for a lot among DESPOTS.

Has you changed DEMATERIALISATION SOUND to match the new look?