T-Rex

It’s just grown out with zero cutting or shaping, so everything is the same length and heavy. And I’ve been wearing a hat all morning. So keep that in mind. But here’s a glimpse.

The fact that this is the thing that they’re so concerned about the “rules” is very telling.

That shower door turns me on.

My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)

It’s high school presentation season and I’m teaching the kids some fun facts about the Colorado River. 1. 52% of all the water in the CR is used for agriculture. Of that, 46% is used to grow alfalfa. That’s insane. 2. 2025 had a 90% ave snowpack but that resulted in a 41% of ave runoff. Drought.

*Backup backup QB.

History has taught us that anytime we reach the concepts of a plan, we’re only two weeks out of the final product. Full proof.

Two weeks away!

My wife and I are staying in a fancy hotel to celebrate our 19th anniversary. So fancy it doesn’t have a tv. We’re two days in and I’m not sure our marriage is strong enough for this.

Not great, Bob!

Something something TE transfer something.

When your parents name you Orion, you gotta look the part.

It seems the more college football demands from its fans, the less seriously it treats them.

Posting for an audience of one.

Finally some good things happening for a group of Summerlin kids. Your Surrons appreciate your sacrifice! #summerlinsouth

Let’s pay thousands of dollars for a studio, models and photographer and then when all that professional work is done e, we’ll pay like $14.99 for photos that may as well say “PROOF” across them to put on the site that we hope to make a lot of money from.

Gee. Can’t believe how I ever missed that. One picture that’s about 13 bytes. How is this our main school site for merch?!

This version is better.

Holy college! 😳

Need.

Wait. Are those Collin’s people?!

Maybe the biggest insult to all of this is we decided to grab a couple sandwiches before leaving Provo while we had options. Jersey Mike’s was the most convenient. And I’m now being reminded how unexciting a Jersey Mike’s sandwich is. Hint of doodle in the very back.

then in, a day or two when the tire is repaired, return the Turo to Provo and drive the Tesla back to Vegas. We had been on track to be home by 7:30. It’s now 8:30 and we’re just driving past the spot where I got the call from my wife. Projected Vegas arrival: 12:21 am.

Provo airport. So the question is, can we get enough gear from a week in the woods plus a week of lacrosse camp gear into the Tesla to free up enough space for a family of six with 9 foot tall genes and a doodle into a five seater. And if so, drive to Provo, grab the Turo rental, drive to Vegas,

doesn’t put spare tires in his vehicles because reasons. No jack, nothing. I finally get behind them and catch up on the details. My wife has been busy and more successful than I. No surprise there. Tesla was sending a flat bed from Pleasant Grove. She has secured a Yukon on Turo out of the

Take the next exit, turn around and drive the luckily only 20 miles back to where they were stranded making desperate calls along the way to THE tire store in Beaver to see if they had any options in the small chance we can get it there. A reminder for the less initiated, Elmo (king of efficiency)

Finally meet up with other crew for a minute in Nephi as they grabbed lunch while the car charged. Gave our high fives and jumped out ahead of them. Halfway between living out the Fillmore Beaver joke, my wife calls. On the side of I-15 a couple miles south of Fillmore with a flat tire. FUUUUUCK.

plus all of the charging. They pull into Salt Lake safely at about 12:30 am. My 16 year old son and I closed down the cabin and were on the road by 7:45 this morning to catch up with the other crew. Got to Salt Lake and straight to the in-laws to pick up the dog who spent the week with grandma.