Zackula Wail-ters

two babies dressed as hobbits barefoot in the woods

they have walking sticks and cloaks and everything

happy halloween from samwise gamgee and frodo baggins! cloaks vests and shirts handmade by grandma, lembas bread by fig newtons corporation

A feature every social media should have is a button where you can pin the panel of Ray Gets Sort of Stoned that best describes how high you are so everyone knows What Your Deal Is right now

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Can confirm that white Americans do this plenty. It's not as universal, it sounds like, but plenty of family friends get called aunt and uncle.

The Grink is with us all.

The Terror never really works out the way you want it to.

It’s cool that I need to figure out how to organize a food bank at my kid’s school because Donald Trump is a hobbyist child molester and dissolved Congress so he could keep people from talking about it

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

I saw the picture. It's 100% the SS totenkopf.

I'm willing to buy that he was dumb & thoroughly marinated in a toxic worldview but not a Nazi. That said, he's known what it is for a while, and he didn't have the sense to get rid of it or make it part of his story of evolution. That's disqualifying.

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!

ICP staying bafflingly undefeated.

You don't gotta' like it, but you gotta' respect it.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

i'm reminded of that joke about how the Japanese public only knew the real progress of the war because the "victories of the invincible Japanese Army and Navy just kept getting closer and closer to home"

Why should we take advice on the immediate, violent reordering of our society from someone who hasn't even firebombed their parliament?

They have sounded forth the ribbit that shall never call retreat;
They are lifting up the hearts of men with jazzy dancing beats;
Oh, be swift to go and follow in the prints of webby feet!
Our Frog is marching on.

Will is our doofiest warrior.

I won't follow him, but his willingness to walk into the Nazi bar again and again and wrassle (mostly competently!) earns him enough respect to avoid a block.

Gotta' tell you man, not great.

The royal vibes are rancid.

Trump took office just a few weeks before my daughter turned 1. This is all she knows.

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today

issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

Fentanyl is a very good drug. I can see why JD Vance’s parents chose it over him.

It really looks like he took his arm away when he realized they were being filmed. Seems they don't want too much footage of a senator being led around like an old man with dementia.