Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI

Awakening a shitty AI Balrog actually seems like the best scenario at this point lol

It’s so funny that Colbert was deemed controversial

It’d have been fun to frame it as a family crest tbh

Lord strike me down now. I’ve had it.

His self awareness of his own hand in all of this shit is why I can never truly dislike him lol

Our Marketing efforts have been suffering!

America and France looking at the other’s governments:

I am merely regaining the clout I lost from Twitter

Tired: Macron would not be in the mess he is in if he appointed a PM from the Left party
Inspired: Macron would not be in the mess he is in if he commissioned a statue of Andre The Giant to be placed in Paris

My stupid meme has gone viral

“It ain't like it used to be, but, uh, it'll do.”

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Happiness costs extra

Wow she’s not what I expected at all. She’s so cool and relatable!

All my friends love the fucking news

If you are concerned about America, the most important thing you can do RN is post videos explaining why on TikTok

Have we considered asking the farmers to learn to code?

Too many naughty kids during Christmas

Yeah it’s hard to buy this when Civil Disobedience is classified as violence against the state

More like Bari Wei-won’t-she-go-away-ss amIRight?

Paris fashion week update:
There are no celebrities at this Popeyes

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France and The US rn

What’s been fascinating is even the White French folks are like we’re turning into America with violence, Policing, Racism etc.

And the nonwhite ppl often are like we’ve been there.

I like how Fox News just has a guy they keep around to put on a ski-mask to be a professional ex-radical.

The best is “Ramon’s” accent

Happy Jiryis and Pynchon Release Day to those who celebrate.

Tfw you go into the wild pale yonder

One day I need to write about what I’ve noticed teaching French Professionals English.

ESPECIALLY when I teach the nonwhite learners vs the white ones